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zendevil Started conversation Oct 11, 2005
I just found this papal catamite & thought of you for some reason. that's what fiends are for.....
http://blogs.salon.com/0002786/images/2005/04/06/cardinal_catamite_naked.jpg
I know you can take this sort of thing with a pinch of salt "OWWW!" siad the catamite's mate.
Tiddly pom.
zdt
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 11, 2005
"It was the morning of my eightieth birthday and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the Archbishop was downstairs waiting to see me."
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zendevil Posted Oct 11, 2005
yes, most brilliant opening line that one!!!
If there are any spare catamites lying around, can you pass me a couple, the sodding Nubian slaves are useless, i need hoovering doing & the attic sorting out.
zdt
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 11, 2005
And Nubian slaves take so long to oil!...
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zendevil Posted Oct 11, 2005
Nah, that doesn't bother me, uless they have squeaky joints, in which case they have been dealing with the wrong types.
It's the bloody ostrich feathers, they keep saying they need sandpits to bury the damn things heads in; i mean, come on, you're only plucking tails here; tie me kangaroo down sport & all that.
Tsk tsk, just can't get decent staff these days. Hangings too good for 'em.
zdt
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