h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I remember thinking that! Poor aussies! all those spiders and crawley thingys... *shutter*
heh sorry midnight!
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ford

That's okay... if you're born and grow up in this country you kind of know what to do if you see a spider or a snake.
Scream and run away.
Actually - that's not what you do with snakes, because they don't have any ears so they hear through the vibrations in the ground, so if you run away, so will they - but you generally want them dead, so you just yell really loudly until someone comes with a shovel, creeps up and breaks it's back. At home, that's my dad

hehe!

Hey... my brothers away at boy scout camp! YAY!

Heh - my sister goes to Girl Guide camp sometimes...
But I'm never home anyway so it doesn't really matter, does it?

I feel bad though.

Timmy was away for 10 days, up in Georga... he's only 11 and has never been away from home that long. The poor kid got bug bites all over him, got a cold, and got poison ive on every square inch of his body... yes even there.

At the camp it was wet, humid, hot, and muddy, let alone infestied with spiders and moskitos (which are huge here in FL... I mean HUGE! real big.) And we got a letter from him the other day saying, "please take me home! Help, I'm wet, and sick, and tiered, and home sick, and David Towers is picking on me!" We couln't do anything and I just wanted to beat up that David Towers kid.

Now I pictured David Towers to be some short stubby 11 year old jurk who I could just yell at and he'd go away. But when we picked up Timmy this afternoon I find out that he's not. He's my age and when he say me he said I looked "cute" which changed everything.... Yes thats right, instead of yelling at the kid and telling him to leave my brother alone... I decided I was going to go full out and kick his ass!

But then my brother started coughing up a storm and was about to itch himself raw, so we left in a hurry and I missed my chance. But next time... ooooohhh next time.......*evil laugh* Mr. David Towers is not gonna be able to sit down for a week.... *thoughtfully* hmm... apparently his Dad is a scout leader... *sly smile* I might "accedently" trip him down the stairs next scout meeting...
MWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

*gets a hold of herself*

Holy crap? Is this the same girl who tooka vow to be an only child wannabie? Crap... well I take it back... being the only one aloud to beat up your brother, and then be overly protective about that right is way to much fun! (don't worry, I'll take this all back tomorrow when timmy is feeling better and more hyper)

Oooh! I wanna beat up this David Towers dude too!!
I know what you mean - one minute you can love your siblings to bits and feel so protective of them, and the next you'd be ready to rip their heads off and use them for a football.

yeah.. well then I felt even worse for him... aparently all that poison ive, wasn't poison ive... it was Chiggers... we tookhim to the dr. and they said he had these bugs that burrow under your skin and liqufy your skin cells. we had to wash him with ths toxic stuff... they wouldn't sell the whle dose because you could kill somebody with it.... so timmy didnn't get enouph toxic shampoo, so he still has it.. so they put him on sterpids! GAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! yeah i felt really bad for him... but then I had to sit next to him on the 9 hour plane flight here. *twich* sorry feeling gone.

haha Im still an only child wannabe! I HATE my brother!
sorry I havent been on here for a while... no comp, Im at my aunts house in seattle and they have a comp so Im good
POOR FREDS BRO!!! Ofcorse... with that toxic shampoo... next time he goes to camp he should act like its expencive and have the bully kid take it from him and use it... MUAHAHA... maybe not
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ford

Well I want to be an only child when I'm home, but then when I'm at school I miss my sisters...
Fred, give your brother a sistery hug from me if you're okay with going near his skin

Haha, I pity you both! I LOVE it when my bro's away! But then again, your both the oldest arnt you? Or amI just high?
heh
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ford

No, I'm the oldest child in my family.
A blessing in some ways and hell in others

I envy you!!!
I hate being the "baby"
wow its dark out here, I cant see!
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ford

Hehe - I've always envied the youngest ones. But I guess it's the other way round too...
We always want what we're not, don't we?

Grass is greener... when your smoking it!
haha
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ford

"Eat soap, smoke dope and fly home in a bubble."
Hehehe - not that I would, of course.
It's illegal.
Except in Amsterdam.

are you serious? I knew I liked amsterdam for a reason...
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ford

Yeah - I thought it was common knowledge.
That crap is all legal in Amsterdam.
GO THE DUTCH!

HECK YEAH!
MAN! Some !^$@&^%$&!^%$@&%$!#@%$!#@& abducted a Nevada girl from the area around las vegas.... GRR! Nevada has been the safest state so far.... EFF!
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ford

Stuff like that happens everywhere, unfortuantely - Nevada or not...
It even happens in rural Australian towns like where I come from. Not often, but it happens.

IK! its like... cmon people! its a little kid! WTF?!
GAH!
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ford