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Lady Scott... I'm not high risk; my mother is...

Sumatra ? Rum ? Sounds good to me x Hi Lady Scott,fresh coffee now being served on deck.Black or white? With or without sugar ?

I like mine Black no sugar. Yep whilst we'er that way all we have to do is go around the cape of horn and follow the path ofd the hurricanes to Bermuda

Hurricanes ??? If we can just avoid the Triangle ,I'll suffer the hurricanes ,gladly.One strong black coffee coming up ....No problem xxx

Oh Lass we just take ther path. that way we come up the back side of bermuda on the other side of the triangle. East of it. Thank you Dear for the coffee. Any biscuits.hmmmm

I don't know - I'll try and find some biscuits.
Could I please have some coffee? White, no sugar.
And Monopoly sounds good - you know I've never actually finished a game of Monopoly before? This might be my chance.
As soon as we stop in Japan we can find some more decorations or whatever they are for the ship. And pick up some more CDs - I forgot to bring my Powderfinger one and they've just released their new "Best Of" album - "Fingerprints", which I don't have. Knowing Japan, they'll probably have it somewhere.
And then it's Sumatra where we can all go get drunk on our illegal rum supply. Or at least watch other people get drunk on our illegal rum supply.

Sorry,no biscuits.I do happen to have a chocolate peppermint cream in my handbag if you fancy ?? As for the Triangle,with you steering the ship ,what Triangle ??? Full steam ahead Mr Christian, I mean Kid xxx

Hey, even if we somehow get caught in the triangle, it should be one hell of an experience...

I'm almost looking forward to getting caught in it now Midnight hahaha Coffee ? I'm serving it now on deck if you want some ...

Yeah, okay - white, no sugar, thanks.
And if we get caught in the Triangle after we get our rum, maybe we could sell it to some of the other people stuck in there and make a handsome profit by the time we come out?

Yep who knows we might find some of the stuff I've lost over the years. It had to go somewhere the triangle is as good of place as any. I bet we could find loads of socks. I mean who has'nt lost more than their share of socks in the laundry.

Yeah - that's really annoying!
All those annoying little fiddly things that you keep losing - keys, cards, socks... you name it - I bet it all ends up in the Bermuda Triangle.

1coffee,white, no sugar,coming right up !!! Will we ever get out do you reckon ? We could end up at the the centre of the earth or somewhere.Don't get me wrong,I don't mind ,but will there be shops there ? 'feels a withdrawal from retail therapy coming on.' 'Turns an even more delicate shade of green'

Awe Lass never fear The Kid is here. I've never been in a tight spot that I've never came out of.*psst midnight we may need to pull over before Japan so as the Lady can get some shopping in. I know how the non shopping blues can be. I like to hit the CD store meself.* It will be ok Pinky take some deep breaths and we'll find somewhere to shop.

*Feeling so much better already* The pink comes back into my cheeks.Has anyone seen the telescope lying around anywhere ?

The last time I saw it was up in the Crows nest. I keep losing my one I keep for meself. I'll go and get it for you Lass.

Your too kind xxx Thankyou,I do have a dreadful fear of heights !

No worries Missy. Why you have all the grace and stuff at least I can get you the telescope as you've been a great hostess.

Well Las here's the telescope. *Now a word from RL our sponser I have to go to bed Jackie so I 'll E'ya next time mabe friday am for you. take care Lass*

It's cool if we stop off before Japan for a bit of retail therapy. I hear you can get some quality stuff very cheap in Indonesia.

Thanks for the coffee, Pinky. You're my saviour.