h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some very odd but intelligent character referred me to this website.

I am surprised but was very engrossed in your conversations on here, you were truthful in your claim to wind up your fellows. Please feel free to tell me who you think i am, i have waited long enough for an opportunity to emerge from the shadows...

I don't know any odd, though intelligent characters It's why I insist on talking to myself, the only way to have a reasonable conversation

Winding up fellows ? Or simply playing Devils Advocate ? I let you choose what you wish Since you have made yourself so conversant with my tactics

Since you have told me little, and remain in the shadows, it would be unfair for me to speculate on who you are

Let the games begin

yes, brave you are! I am looking forward to those clever remarks that you have the misfortune of conjuring . Still, I insist on admitting that I could learn great things from your very self.

How very flattering of you and a willingness to learn???? Doesn't get me on side that easily, I'm very wary of unknowns, though always willing to engage.

Thus so far, Kixhax a good way to get past the moderation filter and the humour of your name wasn't lost on me Nothing to do with the movie - 'Hit Girl'??????? or are you the one with the Yellow and Turquoise Green ski mask - Kick A????

To gain answers one must engage and ask the right questions
I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield

Perhaps one must try harder to "tickle your belly"? I am similar of sorts, my uncertainty of others could cause damage to health

A bit of both? Although i couldn't pull off the pink hair, short skirt and a ski mask

Sometimes my brain disengages itself, maybe because certain conversations do not stimulate me mentally or maybe because my mental capacity reaches a certain limit. I would like to ask you what thoughts you have of me keeping you interested in our conversation? I understand you are a man of wit but what else "floats your boat"

Well in the beginning there was darkness and there was me. I saw that I was alone. I moved onto the face of the darkness..........
We'll leave the last bit and permit your remaining in the darkness should you wish.

As I said, to get the right answers one must ask the right questions , though not saying anything when asked to do so by rhetorical questions, may harm your defence. Certain questions have already been answered by that default

My questions could equally harm my defence. Perhaps you could start the ball rolling oh great one?

Aaaaaaaaahh, stil attempting disingenuous flattery, or is that sarcasm (the lowest form of wit)

Tracers work both ways

in order to defeat the enemy you must learn what makes him tick even if i have to play every trick in the book. We are playing games after all
I cant help but be entertained by your fighting talk, but what would you be like if you were to be grappled to the floor for instance? Would you allow for your belly to be tickled or would you fight yourself free?
You see, my questions could get me into trouble...

Is your goal unconditional surrender? You have already admitted to studying my posts, games or not, one presumes you have an objective in this excercise?
Grappling on the floor goes with the territory, though having studied my posts you would already know that Outside of that environment????? I do believe quite stongly in equity, for all

You must never walk into any kind of confrontation unless you have an objective, do you not agree?
You should be flattered that i read your posts. Perhaps you should realise why it is you i am most interested in.
Look for the clues...read a little...

Apologies...

What are/is your objective(s)? Surely you don't seek confrontation in an attack and defence scenario? Confrontation in my identifying you? I'm intrigued, though I consider that academic There is little to be gained by indentification as far as I'm concerned. I'm more curious why you should be so interested in my posts and tactics
Saying as little as possible (stone walling) is a very good tactic, though not infallible, just takes time and persistance to penetrate.
I detest torture, and any form of physical coercion, it merely provides answers the questioner wants to hear, crude and unnecessary.
To gain information one must be willing to interact and appear to be completely candid. Providing information ones self, though controlling what is given, builds up a rapport with the source. Eventually the source tells you everything, you tell them nothing
<> Perhaps I shall, though I must think on that further, along with apologies. Does that include

What were you doing up at the witching hour last night? Lord knows what time zone you're working to.
I'm sat here awaiting the arival of dawn. I like dawn

A day is not a day without a dawn. (some silly quote from up pompei i think)

oh my, i think i should spend time thinking about the reply to your epic post at work. I will say however that i have noticed you spend a lot of time "working" overnight. Perhaps that will end soon and next week will be different? Or even this week to a degree... sleep well and i look forward to our next encounter (but will refuse to show this to the public eye as you have guessed). Can you see why i was apprehensive about telling you much? It severely blows my cover. Still, i have my objectives yet to achieve...

did you see the dawn then?

I did, indeed The advantages of place of duty

I shall continue our missives, if you wish. Once a day sparring keeps the ol' grey matter ticking over and keeps me mellow else where

Shame such letters were sent to one another more often. Still, i suppose the anticipation for a "reply-a-day" could be beneficial. It encourages the need to strive through a day's work without stalling.
That film, ladyhawke. I bet you are going in for another night "duty" whilst i am off to sleep. When i wake up the sun should just about rise over the horizon and you'll be on your way home.
Seems i am already asleep - honestly, all this waffle.
I am happy to talk if it is stimulating enough for you... Oh, and if you want to spar i know someone who could give it a bash...

I was only thinking last night - one of your objectives is to pin me down and tickle my belly, metaphorically speaking
One of the reasons I come here, hootoo, is to find solice in something else other than the drudgery of being a government wage slave
Thus my week of greeting dawn is over, a week to relax and enjoy some sun and I frequently check my missives both via laptop and private study desk top. Checking my and hootoo is of little effort, plus, like you, I prefer to remain in the shadows at home. Everything, but everything is double password protected

Are you a computer wizard do you think?
Well that is good for you, you get yourself a tan now! I have to wait until next summer now for mine bland i will get one this time....