h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was going to post this in the "Where's the mute button thread" but decided that it may not be best posted there.

Anyway, the joke.


<>''Sounds like Piglet being tortured to me.

I think that really shows of my sense of humour. that's all!

How about this one :

What's green and then suddenly turns red?

...

Frog in a microwave oven.

I know a similar one about Kermit in a blender.


Although a really bad joke* is


What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta




*And I do know worse.

I can't compete.

How do you lift a heavy pig?

Pork lift truck.

That one is a er

What do you call a sheep dipped in a vat of chocolate?

A mars-baa

In biology today we were doing biodiversity and the teacher said that there were biodiversity hotpsots where there was really high biodiversity (lots of plants and animals). I quickly muttered to my friend "Yes, my bedroom". I was quite pleased with that joke.

the best humour always contains a kernel of truth

Certainly does, I'm just hoping that one of the animals in here hasn't run off and hidden my keys! It wold explain why I can't find them though.

cos your room is so orderly and neatly laid out there is no way there could be any other possible reason for their disappearance?

Nah, I blame the small furry creatures Besides I tidied fairly* recently. I'll look for them tonight, they'll be somewhere really obvious.


*fairly in this case means "sometime since christmas".

wait till you have the responsibility of a whole house, then you can really get into procrastination

BTW, I think they're actually pixies, not small furry creatures. Unless pixies are really small furry creatures in which case I'm just confusing everyone, myself included!

It'll be a while before I get a house, plenty of time to perfect the art.


Key stealing pixies, have you been near 2legs?

"have you been near 2legs?"
for far too long
Of course, if it was a 2legs theory it wouldn't be anything as simple as just plain old pixies!

That's true, at the very least there'd have to be some bacon involved.

Maybe I can tempt my keys out of hiding with some bacon.