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Hi bunnyfrog

Post 1

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - biggrin Hi there you said you men have better jobs well if i had a magic lamp i'd wish all you men had pmt plus carry a baby for nine months br**t feed them and do everythink and let us women have a rest
smiley - ok


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 2

bunnyfrog will never die

Why hello there smiley - biggrin
Did I actually say men have better jobs? No they damn well dont, It would be a wonderful thing if I could earn the money of Britney Spears (oh my what a pisspoor example). And I am going to be horrible now and say men DO get PMT, but they have to have a girlfriend first. Hehe, sorry, uncalled for.
Actually Ive glanced through some magazines that my lovely leaves about and there are indeed men who do all the childcare after birth, except with bottles (which to be fair only chafes the fingers admittedly), while the recent mother gets to recover as long as she likes. Though again, the actual act of birth will be unknown to us poor males. I suppose it comes down to individual experience and how much trouble the kiddy has in emerging. I know not, I cannot judge so I shall not.


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 3

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Tut... tut.. you sound just like me hubby smiley - biggrin

I'd like to see you give birth through your little thingy just imagin it bunnyfrog have to squeeze a big thing through your manhood
that hurt you like mad wouldn't it eh? smiley - rofl


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 4

bunnyfrog will never die

Well yes, and presumably the baby as well, the male organ not exactly being equipped for pushing out a half stone lump. Not being very logical with your comebacks are you? Of course it would bloody hurt smiley - biggrin
Now if a man was equipped with an opening capable of streching to a certain width, the ability to secrete extraneous lubricant and indeed a pelvic bone that would not gouge a childs eyes out on the way past, then yes it would probably still hurt more than falling off a ladder onto the patio, but there would be an iccle squirming bundle going 'goo', and the man would be mostly female enough not to make a difference. Unless he was a seahorse, whose males do indeed give birth. To dozens of iccle seahorses at a time, but presumably they are used to it smiley - biggrin


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 5

*Princess*of*Hearts*

*dose that make you a seasmiley - pony? smiley - laughs

"arrrrgh did half stone hurt poor thingy smiley - rofl now you know what us women feel like every time a woman gives birth remeber what i said imagine it's you have the child and not the woman. smiley - bigeyes

smiley - wow i'll give yeah more comebacks when i feel these hot flushes go down smiley - ok


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 6

bunnyfrog will never die

I suddenly have the urge to hug you smiley - hughugsmiley - hug


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 7

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - biggrin arrrgh smiley - runs away and hides behind wall smiley - rofl


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 8

bunnyfrog will never die

You cannot escape, my wanton displays of affection are unavoidable!! smiley - biggrinsmiley - cheerupsmiley - hug


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 9

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - flyhi ok bunnyfrog you win smiley - blush


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 10

bunnyfrog will never die

Tell that to the guys in Last One To Post...
But awww smiley - smiley all the same. DO I get some kind of prize? Maybe your undying love and affection, that would be nice smiley - kiss


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 11

*Princess*of*Hearts*

smiley - sorry bunnyfrog

I'm with a Mr*Hearts* and i can only give him the love and affection onlysmiley - blush as he mine till death do us partsmiley - evilgrin


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 12

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Ps do you like playing I spy?

If you wanna join in i need as meny people to join in as it's only two of us on it so farsmiley - sadface


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 13

Dazzard

smiley - erm i'll join if you want...


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 14

Dazzard

(an easy one)

i spy with ny little eye something beginning with M (im smiley - bigeyes at one now!!!)


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 15

bunnyfrog will never die

Monitor lizard!
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C. For use in the mornings of.


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 16

Simetra

Cornflakes, if it's right then ISWMLESBW

D


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 17

bunnyfrog will never die

Desk, and nope, my C is not cornflakessmiley - sadface


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 18

Simetra

that's OK my D isn't desk, it's a model of something from a famous television program

is yours Cereal


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 19

bunnyfrog will never die

nope! Is yours dalek?


Hi bunnyfrog

Post 20

Simetra

very clever, do you have some sort of spy camera into my office, Big BunnyFrog smiley - laugh

how about a clue for the C (we should get Carole and Lelly on to this)


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