h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You asked me to leave a message, so here it is.

Hi Red
I am a regular here on H2G2. I am totally insane but quite friendly. Nurse says that I can use the computer today because I was good at lunch time. (we won't talk about last Thursday) If I am good again this lunch time they may allow me to sit with the others. I must wait and see. Must go it is time for my meds. See you soon, take care.

Hi Cookiecate,

real . I don't need to take any medication, 'cos the doc sez they'll never let me mix with real people anyway.

Don't know what he means, I like people, it's just that I couldn't finish a whole one. I did try ... honestly I did ...! Next time I'll just order a smaller one .



Red

Well done Red you have mastered the old smiley now see if you can do this one clever aye?

Havea look on my PS and see if you can do the fish thing at the bottom.

Hi Cookie, A bunch of 'em for a lady,

You want a duel,



How many doya want?

Wanna try meagin, eh, doeya, doeya?

I'sz tha beez nees me

Red

You'iz messing wid a great and good Guy!

I'z Red and I'z knows Bezt!

Hi JozCoz,

I'll pick up the gauntlet later, It's taken me nearly three hours to log on to h2g2, and to be honest I'm a bit fed up with it.

If this is the best this site can offer then it is a pathetic show!

If things don't improve there is no point to this site! If you cannot gain access it is useless, except for the BBC to have your private details, so they can sell them on.

Red

Hi there Red

Thought I'd invade your PS along with everyone else

Loonycat

Hi there loonycat,

You're welcome any time. I've left you a nice cup and for when you come again. Just help your self .

I've just visited your PS. I like cats, had two that lived to 17 years old, not bad I suppose.

Try to catch you some other time.



Red

Hi JozCoz,

I'm just going to have some thing to eat, so I'll get back to you later.

I do like the fish thing, would you mind if I snaffled it for my PS?



Red

Hi Cookiecate ,

Have to be honest with you, I have a friend who used to post a lot on hootoo but stopped using the site.

She has taught me the basics of GuideML and how to use the smileys, otherwise I would not have had a clue. So you see I'm not as clever as I would like to be.



Red

Hi JozCoz,

"Havea look on my PS and see if you can do the fish thing at the bottom."

I like the fish thing!

Check out my PS




Red

*helps self to *



I've always lived with s around me.

Hi loonycat,

Good for you, have another , and some more .

I love cats, I also love dogs I some times even love the human race.

I was brought up in a household that had s, s, budgies, tropical , even the odd human being here and there. But the critters took preference.



Red

Ooh, thanks Red

We've had s, budgies, guinea pigs and a . Just got one elderly and a guinea now.

Loonycat

I have stared and stared at the fishes on your ps but I am not sure I know what should be happening. I do love dogs though.

Hi Cookeicate



The fish thing was a challenge from “JozCoz President of the H2G2 Nintendo fan club and sayer of the word "meh"”. JozCoz wanted to see if I could do it . I did , but I don’t know what it is supposed to mean, or should it mean anything? They are not staying, it was only an exercise.

I like all animals, except the ones that would eat me! My family are trying to persuade me to get them a dog; it’s not that I don’t like them or that I don’t want one. The thing is I know who would end up walking it every morning and night, ME. I just don’t have the time, I work long hours and when I get home the last thing I want to do is walk a dog a couple of miles, especially in the wind and rain.



Red