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Where's h2g2's favourite old pervert?
Ormondroyd Started conversation Jan 13, 2000
BEAKER!! Speak to us! I haven't seen you molesting the womenfolk in the "Carry On" forum for weeks! Where are you!? You haven't been arrested again, have you? 
Where's h2g2's favourite old pervert?
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 21, 2000
BEAKER'S BACK!!!!!
Sorry chaps and chapesses - been a bit tied up of late (Fnar , eh?). Been a bit busy with the new rock star career - ask Helena!!!
Where's h2g2's favourite old pervert?
Ormondroyd Posted Jan 21, 2000
Welcome back, old chap. Glad to see they let you out again! 
Where's h2g2's favourite old pervert?
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 21, 2000
Hiya Ormy!!
Happy New Year! (although this year I hit the big 4-0)
Right, where's it all happening now, fellow ageling?
Where's h2g2's favourite old pervert?
Ormondroyd Posted Jan 22, 2000
And happy new year to you too, from one who now has less than two months to go before he hits 40! Now you come to mention it, I can't think of any major innovations at h2g2 over the past month, so the Forum & Firkin and the "Carry On" forum are still probably the liveliest places to go.
Unless, that is, you're a football fan. In which case (to hell with false modesty) you might like to go to http://www.h2g2.com/A243677 and have a look at my own new creation, Ormondroyd's Virtual Supporters' Club. It's a football page with links to every league club in England and Scotland and to soccer news services around the world. I've been getting some very good reactions to it, so if that's your kind of thing at all, please take a look.
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