h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No worries

I've been out and come back, had a good laugh and a few drinks, everything is right with the world.See you tomorrow with a few more words.
Pal.

Have you dug that garden over yet?

B***cks

Not a very nice thing to reply to is it,B*****ks.Still it's always best to have some.how's things with communications/usa?.See you 2morrow.

Connection iffy ... conversation A1!

Later my man, I'm away to me bed

I've got one or two things to tell you later.

What?

'ave ya got ya ears on good buddy?

Yes and they are big

Asy man, easy!!!!

Oooops!!!!!!!

Should be,

Easy man, easy .................

I am knackered now.It's time I was in bed.
Pal.

I wish I were there already. I've been bored sick this evening!!!

Not enough to do.

I could go a pint though, I can't quench my thirst, tea, coffe, water nothing works. I really fancy a lime and lemon drink ... mmm ... that'd do the trick.

" ... Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise ...

Remember when I was doubled up with you and I came across a guy called Tom the Pom on hootoo. His PS was about his war time memories. I decided to read them tonight, so I down loaded his script in to a word document ……. It ran to about 245 pages!

A bit much for this time of a morning, but I will read it later.

Gadzooks! Methinks I am addicted to this the net lark!

Politicians are like jokes, they are completely useless ay anything, but they still make you laugh when you push them down a flight of stairs

Like it!

What about this,a week off, it's going to be red hot.

Palladin.