h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The 33rd state is Oregon, yessirreeeee bob. Good news about car tax.Just had my tea,cabbage,carrots,mashed spuds and mince/dumplings and now for a cup of tea. I'm writing this on a laptop at the daughters house.

See you later

Hi there Paladin,

Did ya have your dinner on ya nee at the same time as the laptop?

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Lets not get clever now, I crack the funnies.Got a nice new computer chair on Tuesday, now I'm never away from PC.

Well, well! This from the guy who wanted nothing to do with 'puters.

I seem to remember some one saying if a 'puter was put in his living room he would throw it out the window; quote, "I'm not having that bl**dy thing beeping away all the time!" un-quote.

Looks as if some one has introduced a potential demon to the internet

Check your e-mails later this evening

It was all lies, really. Absolutely nothing wrong with PC's if used right.Checked e-mail earlier.


Palladin

Check your e-mails

Palladin

Howdy Pardner

Just had the carpets shampooed, is that how you spell it?.Now I'm getting a shot of rhythm n blues, because I've rocking pneumonia. Roll over Beethoven tell Chiakovski the news. Keep on rocking.



Palladin

Ya may as well use the shampoo on the carpets, you've got no other use for it

A cutting remark, I say cutting Audrey

I don't know what you mean

There was a time when I could get thru a tub of brylcreem in a week

Palladin

Yeah, right. Only if you bathed in it!

Where was Jody when the lights went out?.

Check your e-mail

Dave

Who's Jody?

Ask Fats Domino it was he that said it

Pal

No matter where you go, there you are.

Are you there yet?, if not why not?, I'm not yippeeee

Palladin

One may stick it where the sun don't shine!

One dark night three men sat in a cave,
One said to the other," tell me a story Bill"
And Bill began like this.
Three southern comforts should do it

Hic Dallapin hic