h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Car Accessory Retailers Ply Each Town

Let's have a new word:

GEMINI

reat Entertainer, Multitasking, Inquisitive, Nefarious Individual

Guile when mixed with entertaining charm,
Exerts an influence on me but causes much alarm,
Multi-skilled and quick of mind,
Inquisitive as to what to find,
Not quite reliable – known to flirt,
I suspect I’d end up getting hurt.

GEMINI
Greeting every mother individually needs imagination
Every parents' evening creates more indignation
Maternal worries frame words that depict
Imperfect teachers efforts to inflict
Normal education on their dears
I think it's time to order two more beers

It was easier to write an acrostic for this one than to find a telegram, obviousl!

Let's have another word then:

FRIENDS

Finding Really Interesting Enemies Never Demands Skill
Fantastic Reliance, Incredible Empathy, No Devious Skulduggery.

Is there an acrostic link for Friends?

There is now: F20406024?thread=8083051

Free radicals increase, eventually nurturing diseases slowly.

OK, so that was another one with few telegrams.

How about TURKEY

See you in a week.

Troop Uniforms: request khaki - expect yellow.

PS Bel, my reply to Gemini was both telegram and acrostic together.

The Unlikeliest Routines Keep Everyone Young
The Ultimate Repast, Kippers-En-Yoghourt.

I included it, Vestie. Have a look at your guide entries, then you'll see.

Let's have a new word then:

SATNAV

Swindon's a town, not a village.

Selling antennae to naive American veterans. Acrostic thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F20603819?thread=8114099

Someone ate the navigator! Any volunteers?
See Aisle, Think Nile, Arm Vial

Stupid Ambulants Take Navigation As Virtual

Sending Aliens to Neptune, Aldebaran, Venus.

Good morning, the new word is MANTRA

My Aunt Never Translates Religious Articles