Reporting For Duty, Overlord!
The biggest, broadest, and best break of my entire career to date has finally come!
But first, the obligatory background: I was created by the eccentric General Krylma. You know, the one who has nearly the flair for mad schemes and improbable science-based plots as our Overlord did before he conquered? Well, that's the Krylma who made me. And General Minos made me well.
I was originally designed to be the caretaker for the aquatic sections of his castle, on one of the planets that General Krylma had been given to rule over by our Overlord. My ability to manipulate liquids was, I will admit, an easy power to manipulate to gain attention whenever the media wanted to do a story on outlandish security measures in the "ludicrously violent" government as they dubbed it (if we were truly that terrible, we would have certainly abolished the free speech that we permitted the papers to have. Really, those editorialists....). However, what truly set me apart was my military training which elevated me from being a high-ranking security monster to an offensive military leader (by which I mean that I would go first into battle, not that I would lead the troops. I left that to the General).
I only just learned how far the news of my abilities went. When The Overlord vanished, sending the Galaxy into anarchy (with a few notable exceptions. Obviously, General Krylma's planets remained, for the most part, under his control), I felt that I had seen the last of my military careers.
But not so! As it turned out, I received a missive from The Overlord himself! Apparently, he was trapped in some other dimension, similar to ours yet strikingly different in many respects! He planned to conquer the Galaxy for a second time,...but this time, in another dimension! And, when he built his fortress, he wanted me to be one of the Guardians to protect it!
Naturally, I hurried to help. The travel to the new dimension was difficult...but now I have arrived!
Halt, intruders! None shall pass!
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