My secret
Just to avoid any confusion, I am still 32, I am still a man, and my name is Luke. I wanted to run Lucy's Lascivious Comedy Love Scenes Comp wtih a woman, though...so I invented one.
Thought it might have more chance on a casual glance from the BEEB
So for now my name is...
Lucy Relph.
I'm 35, 38D-28-36, blonde, gsh and I've been writing, on and off (7 marriages and 7 divorces slowed me down some what) for the last 18 months...
Although I'm a novice I have high ambitions and as well as working on a futuristic version of James Joyce's Ulysses set in a North Korean Village at the turn of the next century (NK is now a super power, having teamed up with Russia).
I am also writing a condensed play using the cast of Eastenders, taking them back to the 16th century and making the dialogue Shakespearean. It is, needless to say, a comedy, a drama, a social commentary, and everyone dies at the end.
When I'm not writing I enjoy painting china elephants, turning the tv upside down and watching it that way (yes, it really does give you a different perspective on things) and baking my famous spearmint leaf and basil scones.
My ambition is to have my Ulysses adaptation published in Bella or perhaps Cosmo.
There is no reason the masses should not enjoy well written, far reaching work.
I have no idea what luke's ambitions are. He seems a little mad to me.
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| will this do? | Nov 8, 2004 |
| [no subject] | Nov 6, 2004 |
| Talk to me! | Jun 29, 2004 |
| Such a pity.... | Jun 23, 2004 |
| Message for lovely Luke | Jun 21, 2004 |
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| will this do? | No Posting | Nov 8, 2004 |
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| Talk to me! | No Posting | Jun 29, 2004 |
| Such a pity.... | Jun 22, 2004 | Jun 23, 2004 |
| Message for lovely Luke | Jun 19, 2004 | Jun 21, 2004 |
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