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Oh Mr Paully sir!
Beatrice Started conversation Nov 15, 2005
Erm....Hello! As you may or may not be aware, I like to do my bit for charity and put together a nude male calendar featuring the men of h2g2. This year's theme is rock gods, and a request has been made for you to appear as Robbie Willaims. Could you? Would you? if I ask you very very nicely indeed?
Oh Mr Paully sir!
Paully Posted Nov 15, 2005
Aw, Lucky Star! I feel so honoured to have been approached for such a prestigious project! Having glimpsed back through previous years' magnificent displays, I feel that I would wither in comparison next to those beefy hunks of manhood on display. I mean, even in the fattest of his 'Fat Dancer' years, Robbie was never quite as - uh - 'burly' as me!
So, much as it pains me to say it, I fear I must pass on this opportunity to show the world my tiger-face undies or my KISS-style lycra jumpsuit.
I'm sure, however, that you'll find somebody else stupi- erm, eager enough to volunteer!
Paully
Oh Mr Paully sir!
Beatrice Posted Nov 15, 2005
No don't go!
I'm very adept with an airbrush, we have the technology to remove love handles and/or enhance other regions at will...
Oh Mr Paully sir!
Paully Posted Nov 15, 2005
I fear that a certain element of aloof mystery and dignity must remain with the Italics... unless, of course, you can rope Natalie and Jimster into appearing too? Perhaps as Rene and Renato?
Oh Mr Paully sir!
Beatrice Posted Nov 16, 2005
Pushing the definition of "rock god" a bit, though, innit?
Oh Mr Paully sir!
Beatrice Posted Nov 16, 2005
That's more like it!
Shall I talk to them directly, or do you want to approach them? I'm happy to have all 3 of you in the one shot if you like.
Oh Mr Paully sir!
Paully Posted Nov 16, 2005
Seriously though - not the teeniest tiniest chance in a million, billion, trillion years of this EVER happening!
Thanks for being so determined with pursuing us though - shows true determination!
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