h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Erm....Hello! As you may or may not be aware, I like to do my bit for charity and put together a nude male calendar featuring the men of h2g2. This year's theme is rock gods, and a request has been made for you to appear as Robbie Willaims. Could you? Would you? if I ask you very very nicely indeed? The thread's here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=1451044 Thank you so much

Aw, Lucky Star! I feel so honoured to have been approached for such a prestigious project! Having glimpsed back through previous years' magnificent displays, I feel that I would wither in comparison next to those beefy hunks of manhood on display. I mean, even in the fattest of his 'Fat Dancer' years, Robbie was never quite as - uh - 'burly' as me!

So, much as it pains me to say it, I fear I must pass on this opportunity to show the world my tiger-face undies or my KISS-style lycra jumpsuit.

I'm sure, however, that you'll find somebody else stupi- erm, eager enough to volunteer!



Paully

No don't go!

I'm very adept with an airbrush, we have the technology to remove love handles and/or enhance other regions at will...

I fear that a certain element of aloof mystery and dignity must remain with the Italics... unless, of course, you can rope Natalie and Jimster into appearing too? Perhaps as Rene and Renato?

Pushing the definition of "rock god" a bit, though, innit?

Meatloaf and Cher on 'Dead Ringer For Love'?

That's more like it!

Shall I talk to them directly, or do you want to approach them? I'm happy to have all 3 of you in the one shot if you like.

Seriously though - not the teeniest tiniest chance in a million, billion, trillion years of this EVER happening!

Thanks for being so determined with pursuing us though - shows true determination!