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Your help, please!?
Posted Nov 7, 2008
As seen on the blaming 2legs thread, I have to find a fancy dress outfit. The theme is 'anything beginning with P'
so...
Prostitute?
Pea?
Pedant?
Philosopher?
Parasite (I figure I could just blag drinks and fags off people all night, perfect excuse but not really making an effort...)
Prophet?
Pancreas?
Psychopath?
Pony?
If you have any inpiration, please, help!!! The party's on the 17th...
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CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
Posted Nov 3, 2008
And I make no apology. I just had my first satsuma of the year and it was BLISSFUL. The smell itself was divine and the taste was gorgeous.
So hah, I've decided to enjoy it 
gubmuh hab!
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small things to help keep a healthy level of insanity...
Posted Sep 12, 2008
I recieved this in an email this morning and decided I liked it a lot. Not only that but I already do a couple of these things, and wish I could do a couple more (for instance, there is no self-filled coffee machine at work, so that's 5 out...). So, how many do you do? how many will you try out after reading this? And will you pass it on?
Enjoy!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks, Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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Jam roly poly
Posted Sep 4, 2008
I have never before been drawn to jam roly poly. never appealed, always seemed too stodgy and heavy for me. Plus, where's the chocolate!?!? 
Anyway, had some last night. Now all I can think about is having some more!
Feed me jam roly poly! In fact, keep the jam! I just want the roly poly and custard! (do they do it with chocolate fudge cream and black cherry filling? That'd work SO well!)
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Anti-rant :-)
Posted Aug 22, 2008
I just managed to get Radio four at work again! 
For some reason it stopped streaming months ago. damned IT bods 
but the old stereo in my office has finally been convinced to recieve a decent signal.
I'm so much more relaxed all of a sudden. Life is good, the sun is shining. Thankfully! At last!
I blame 2legs.
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