h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is one of those logic mind benders, for instance...if we put Graham Norton in room 101 and seal it up, how do we know if he is alive or dead, only by observing can we tell...the problem then gets really complex because inorder to observe his condition we also would need to be in the room with him, in which case how would we know if the rest of the world was still there on the outside without observing it and how long could we survive with Graham Norton if we observe that he is still alive, but would Graham Norton be able to survive if we suggested the rest of the world outside the room may no longer be there.

There's a simple answer to that, while GN is in room 101 (or whatever state he manages to find after or through that), SO LONG AS HE'S NOT HERE I DONT MIND!

I want to put adverts that do not show th ACTUAL product results into room 101. I'm fed up of seeing 'model has some hair extensions' in the small print at the bottom of the screen, or 'results based on 83% of 24 women tested agreeing that they felt that their skin looked more sexier' and things like that. If what you are showing me is not what happens, I dont want to see it, if you cant sell your product without misleading people on some level, tough, dont sell it.

Oh, I've changed my mind. I want to put people who believe such utter rubbish into room 101!

I want to put all people in 101 who have manic laughs that suggest they are Dr Evil, for example "MWUAHAHAHA"........ of course if their new computer happens to be a MAC, then I would let them off as they will have every reason to laugh at the lowlife PC users MUUHOOHARHARHARHAR

i'd know he's alive cos he's on the telly at the minute

Sure it's not a repeat?

Your absolutely right, I never thought of that. So I'm actually at home watching repeats on TV not in hell.

That's it then, TV to room 101 - it gives off death rays anyway and talks to me .

Oh, you're not in hell yet, you wont be ASKING, you'll KNOW!

think it was live for the new year

Perhaps there should be a special room 101 just for Graham Norton just to be fair for all the other poor things that would otherwise have to share the same room with him

Hi Robyn, thought I'd pay you a visit and found this.

And look what I found when I oggoled for Room 101:

A519482

I have no ideas yet about wehat to put into the room, but I'll have a think.

Yeah, I searched and found that too, but it seemed to have fizzled out so I thought I'd be lazy and selfish and have my own

Oh, I didn't mean you shouldn't have, I just thought it was an interesting find.

Well I'm going to put http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A519482 in room your room 101 so thats an end to it, now we can get on with "Good old room 101"....I wonder if that will create a space/time anomaly

Oh we can hope! Thank you!

*sits back to enjoy the impending singularity for a moment*

OK, let's put all spoilsports in room 101.

*looks at Simetra*

HELP!!!!!!! let me out, I'm alone with Graham Norton

Oi! As chairthingy I get to say who goes in! *rescues Simetra*

Quick...he is starting to interview me and ask all sorts of embrassing questions....he keeps pulling that stupid face and looking towards the camera thats not there...maybe someone should put TV camera in here for the poor guy

thats not a typo by the way, he really is embrassing me

I had no idea my looks are that powerful.