h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who would have gues Greebo was schroedinger's cat.

-- DoctorMO --

** Brings in a bottle of a fine single malt whisky to give Whisky some more substance **

Opppsss... sorry me must have drifted off there for a while... ~grin~...

Hmmm... ~Greebo prods Whisky~... Oh dahrling you are my hero... saving me from a fate worse than death!!!... ~Greebo prods Whisky some more because she loves his reaction and then regards him with concern...~ Do you know... me never realised you were so short before... nor broad come to that...

~Greebo regards the rest of the conversation intently...~

Me thinks... therefore me is... indeed... ~grin~... Me thinks... me would very much like to meet me... what a thought... would me be like me.. or as you suggest someone completely opposite... hmmmm... an intriging thought me thinks...

Greebs..xx

Eh.... uhm... *stands on one foot, then on the other*

Could we possibly... no, cancel, that... or - no, that's just silly... or - no, impossible

~Greebo turns around to stare intently at Titania... ~

Are you dancing?

~Greebo listens intently for some music...~

Noooooo... me can't hear any...

~Greebo stops prodding Whisky... who seems to of fallen into a dazed stupor... she launches herself through the air... does an amazing forward, backward, sidewards flip (don't do this at home kids... it is very...very... dangerous without the proper training)... lands on Titania's chest... puts her paws around her neck and touches Titania's nose with her nose...~

Do you know...

~Greebo stares intently at Titania from a very close distance~

Me would love to know what was soooo impossible... ~engaging grin~

Greebs..xx

*staggers backwards, overwhelmed by the sudden close-up Greeboness*

Whoaaaaaaaaa... ~Greebo extends her titanium tipped claws to get a better grip...~ This is how accidents happen...

Greebs..xx

*falls flat on her back due to the unexpected extra weight on her chest*



Ouch! Not the titanium claws - pleaseeee!

~Greebo retracts her claws... feeling more stable... and she sits and peers down at Titania...~

You are looking slightly uncomfortable... are you alright?

Greebs..xx

*feebly*

Oh, I'm fine, just fine...

Eh... Greebo, you haven't been putting on some weight lately, have you?

~Greebo moves about a bit until she gets REALLY comfortable~

Putting on a little weight??? No me don't think so... me has always been this size... see my coat still fits... so it must be true.... ~grin~

Greebs..xx

Anyone got a doughnut? And if you do - don't bring it anywhere near me!

~Greebo's pretty little ears perk up~

Doughnut!!!!

~Greebo glances around the forum...~

Me thinks everyone else is asleep...

Greebs..xx

Just my luck, eh? No one around to hand a hungry a ....

~Greebo settles herself down... wrapping her tail tightly around her...~

Me guesses we will just have to wait until someone shows up... ~cheerful grin~

Shouldn't be long... and don't worry... me is very comfortable up here...

~Greebo begins to purr loudly... sounding rather like an out of tune bumble bee caught in a jam jar~

Greebs..xx

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

?

shazz

** uses a long pole to move closer a taperecorder playing the sounds of being gobbled up **

Titania, maybe this can lure her away

~Greebo snaffles the doughnut from Shazz... eats it in one bite... she then grabs the tape recorder... takes out the tape... replaces it with her all time Favourite Party Tunes cassette...~

Hmmm... this should be good...

~She grabs the pole now being held useless in her direction by Marjin... pushes it firmly into the floor of the conversation... and let goes...~

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... this should be very good...

~Greebo turns on the tape recorder... and a popular tune drifts out... one everyone sort of recognises vaguely...~

Who's first at Pole Dancing????

Greebs..xx

** looks down from the pole he forgot to let go at the right moment **

I suppose that should be me

** spirals gracefully down to the floor. **

Oh wow!!!!! That was wonderful...

~Greebo jumps up and down in excitement... then realising that it is Titania she is using as a trampoline...~


Oppsss.... sorry!!!!

~Greebo stops jumping up and down and settles back more comfortably...~

Can you do any other moves???

Greebs..xx