h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

LordValkyrie, can we just get this clear - you do not work for the BBC. I also suspect you do not work for the Navy, the White House or Scotland Yard. I can be pretty certain of this as no-one who actually does would go about broadcasting it on a website designed for *factual* research.

Please, try to write more coherently. As Kaz has pointed out, you're coming across as very intimidating and threatening.

June 25, 2004

Lord Valkyrie.

You All Just Do Not Like Me. I Accept That. Factual Work Of Divinity.

Yes. That Is What We Do Ond We Do Indeed Work For All Of The Entities You Have Just Named. Why Would I Not State It On The H2G2. What Is So Special. What Is The Malfuction Over There. Check My Sources. I Work.

Doing Good Work In The Service Of Our Lord. Not That Coherent. Why.

We Are Not Not Not Not Not Employeed. As Just Wrote To The Editors.

Give Yourselves Time To Allow Us To Grow And Develop As Members Of The British Broadcasting Company's World Wide Wonderland H2G2 Community.

You Just Might Find The Surprise At The End Of The Rainbow Enjoyable.

Ok. We Do Not Lie. Liars Lie. Liars Lie With Liars Who Lay Down Lies.

Ok. There Is Nothing More I Can Do To Enlighten You Chaps. If You All There Know One Another Ond Are Indeed Friends. Jolly Good For You. We Wish You All The Best. We Hope You Have A Long Lasting Lucrative Career Or Indeed Multiple Career Paths Such As We Have Enjoyed For Several Ond We In Plural Do Indeed Mean Several Long Internationally Recognized Many Interesting Years Which In Turn Became Decades. Nothing Personal.

Ok. Alright. Okiedokie. Alrighty. Almighty. blah blah blah blah blah.

Tell Me Something WE Here Across From Buckingham Fountain Do Not KNOW.

Gosh!!!

Truly 006,

Lord ValkyrieOnd Me Morning

Sorry if we appear discourteous, Lord Valkyrie, but I think it's fair to say that we've not seen anything from yourself that could in fairness be described as coherent, connected or usable for the purpose of the Guide. When Researchers expressed their bafflement do did become a little abusive, which doesn't endear people to your cause either.

For myself, I'm paid to edit the Guide, help people get their work into a form that we can publish and to help in general community matters where problems seem to be occurring. I'm feeing that you have something you wish to share with us, but it's frustrating for us because it's difficult to work out what that is. The h2g2 writing guidelines are by no means enforced for basic postings - some people like to write in what's known as text-speak as they are comfortable using that form - but in general, it's just common sense to write in a way that will help you to be understood. I suppose it's a bit like singing the greatest song in the known world while your mouth is full of marbles otherwise.

At its most basic level, our purpose here is to help others to communicate. This is why we have one common language, why we promote the <./>writing-guidelines</.> and why we try to encourage people to write coherently; there are few things more frustrating than long messages that look like rambling babble.

But really, whether or not your messages get across is up to you. We'll really only intervene if your postings are deemed to be advertising commercial services, provoking anti-social behaviour or threatening the security of our site. We try to welcome all kinds of people here, and I do hope the Community can extend their usual cordiality to you too.

Regards

June 25, 2004

Lord Valkyrie.

Dis-court-eouss:adjective:Impolite Rude Illmannered.

We Here Understand The Validity Of Our Station Ond Yours "Dear Editor" Ond In Addition Me Mates Here At Columbia College Directly Across From The Buckingham Fountain, All Eight Of Us, Have Just Taken A Breath. You Had Us Terrified Over Here. I Alone Have Been "Waiting To Exhale" But You Can Not Smoke In The College Library Stateside.

Co-he-rent:adjective:sticking together cohering logically connected.

"On His Majesty's Secret Service: The Logic Of 006"
2004:All Rights Reserved:Copyrights Pending
MEN NOT GODS Music Group Books, USA - UK

--Note From The Author Ond Creator Of This Living Literature--

"Logic Being Not An Adjective Is My Primary Way Of Learning Ond It Has Been My Method Of Expression Via All Known Forms Of Human Ond Non Human Communication. This Author Will Thank You Now For Your Words Ond For The Craftmenship The "Dear Editor" Has Shown Lord Valkyrie - 006 In The Company Of Friends Here Who Did Not Yet Realize The Kingdom Portion Of The United Kingdom Ond There For Have Not Yet In The Creator's Very Company In Real Time Accepted There Status As Bloody Revolutionaries Who Did In Fact Go To World Wide War On A European Scale Ond We Here Do Feel So That This Tool As A Research Design Guide Is Yet So Much Under Used Ond Not At All Overstood Bi The Living Decents Of The Bostonians At The Boston Tea Party Not One Of Whom Is Aware I Am Lord Valkyrie, 006, Nor Are Any In My Current Company Direct Apart Of That Bloodline."

It Is Most Logical That When This Author Ond Creator Does Indeed Come To A Private Conclusion To This Tale That He Should Adhere To The Guide Ond Hence Forth The Written Guidelines As You Have Linked Although We Have Yet To Find A Moment Of Privacy Where We Can Examine Them. When This Is Accomplished We Assure You "Dear Editor" You Will Find Them Far More Complex Than The Guide Entries We Have Written Thus Far Without Working Knowledge Of All This To Do With H2G2's Ulitimate Publication."

---Lord "Valkyrie" The 1st Anthony Lawrence Bell Of The 21st Century---

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Um...Baffled. I Refuse To Fall For That One.

Gotta Run Because I Feel A Force Telling Me To Not Waste Another Key Stroke On This Post Now That We Have Established So Common Ground Ond Revealed More Than Enough For The Nosey Lookie Loos Who Have Never Had A Blinking Passport So Will Never Right The Tubes Etc. Yet They Think They Are Saving The World Just Bi Being An Employee Of Columbia College Yet These Blokes Blooked The Fish Chips Ond Cookies To MenNotGods.com Just Like These Yanks Did Last Year Only Then They Did Not Know What They Just Learned So You Guys Are Way Way In The Zone Of Space 1999....

I've Got Columbia College Dead To Rights. Thank We There Tousands Of Miles Away Way On Top Of Things Right!!!

Truly 006,

Lord Valkyrie

As We With Men Not Gods Globally Universal In The Room From BBC Canada Thank You For Protecting The Sactity Of H2G2 Why...We Are Doing This For Oprah Ond Harpo Production, Inc. Ond That Is The Entire Truth. Mate.