h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you try typing on a palm pilot

Sheesh. Happiness sure is fleeing.

How does one "enjoy"... wait. I'd rather not ask.

What are you groaning about? In the context of this thread... not the "enjoying".

I'm glad you didn't ask, Leo, because I'd have been forced to answer

well now she thinks i still have feelins for kate so its up to me to prove otherwise

Men! They should abolish the species. I'm ashamed to be related.

i love the fourteenth.

Really? You clearly haven't grown up and had to pay for the damn day yet I can understand why the fella was martyred; I'd have had a few choice words to say to him myself...

And I nearly popped an overeager jerk in the mouth. I guess it's all a matter of perspective.

good point

Rule number one: Never be overeager. I'm learning...

Fancy popping over for a coffee sometime next year, Leo? If I'm free, obviously

One year at a time, Skanky. I think I may have time to discuss coffee... *examines calendar* December 19th at 6:30, Eastern Standard Time. Should I pencil you in?

(He was being overeager at the high school girl next to me, actually. She wasn't sure how to tell him to get lost, and he had this obnoxious cocksure grin on his face. <itchyfist&gt

Hi guys am back have a great story about what happened with kate

Jolly good, let's hear it

*Curls up on couch*
I'm all ears. Metaphorically speaking. It's terribly exciting to hear about guys who get on with girls. *eyes Skanky cynically*

still want to hear the story ?

*settles down with an *

well after all the debating between who to ask out i got asked out by a girl called alexis

Uh huh...