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Hi, just wandered in and wondered if you were still looking for staff? Or am I too late. Not had much experience working in a hotel but I can start at the BOTTOM and work up. Please don't kick me back out into the big wide dangerous hootoo world, I need to belong too

We could always use some more staff!
You could clean rooms, i don't think they've been cleaned since we opened the bar is a bit sticky now

Also, you could help our regular waitress, Lady P out if you like...

We will of course, give you a room and pay you per week

Great, can I start straight away, don't mind cleaning and the waitressing bit sounds like fun.

Do I get to wear black tights and a mini skirt with a tight white blouse?

I like the sound of my own room, not had a place of my to stay in since the wife kicked me out!

let me know which rooms need cleaning first, let's go and tackle that bar.

You can wear a leotard and ride an elephant if you like, just keep it tidy

If you want, you can start a conversation for your room. Don't worry about starting work straight away though! Have a drink first if you like, get to know the customers

Well, miss footbacon, I cleaned all the bar, see how lovely and shiny it is now.

I'll definately start a conversation in my room, which one is it,please?

You can have whatever type of room you likewe seem to have an infinite number of them Just start a convo, calling it whatever you like and i'll add it to the "Guestrooms"list tonight

You did a great job of cleaning the bar!Fell asleep on it last night

Ooh, I'm glad you liked it, hope your neck's not too stiff though this morning, not always the most comfortable things to sleep on, bars.

Still I can always give you a soothing massage if it gets too bad.

Hello management, found a room, The Skyview, third tower on the left.

Started a conversation, so will take it from there.

Great! I'll add it to the list later

Shout if you need that massage