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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
I'm from NY, I don't even use words like bloody unless it's to describe how I leave the noses of people who irritate me! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
I won't hurt you, EGB! I keep telling everyone that I'm all sweetness and light ... they don't really believe me, though ... 
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Ottox Posted Apr 16, 2001
Well, she acts as if she are, but we can never now, can we? 
Ummm... ! 
Hey... Marc isn't old enough for that! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
Like I can tell from here!
*takes from EGB, gives to Ottox. gives 
to EGB*
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Ottox Posted Apr 16, 2001
Awww... virtual never harmed anybody, did it?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
If I drank IRL the way I do here, my liver would have shriveled up ages ago!
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Ottox Posted Apr 16, 2001
If I hugged IRL the way I do here, my... er...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
*ahem!* 
Know what you mean ...
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Ottox Posted Apr 16, 2001
I don't think it would be as bad as the drinking... 
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Apr 16, 2001
hey it's me, I found it
hey baby, lookin' pretty fine tonite
can I join?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
Hmmm ... I don't know ... this fan club has been here for a full day, and it took you this long to find it ...
What are your qualifications? Can I see your resumé, please? Any references? Fill this cup, please ...
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Ottox Posted Apr 16, 2001
I just realised I've been sleeping the last 40 minutes...
I think I should go to bed! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 16, 2001
I think I told you that a few hours ago! G'night, 
Ottox!
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ÅçïÐßåth© H2G2-you can check out but you'll never leave! Posted Apr 16, 2001
My cv got eaten by Pf's bloody badger! but I worship you like the Goddess that you are, and look good in a toga! Give us the cup, no don't i'll fill it from here
Ab
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 17, 2001
I'm glad I didn't have to present a resume...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 17, 2001
"CV"?
ab, you 'ole smoothie Flattery will get you everywhere, you know ...
Okay, break out that toga ...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Apr 17, 2001
I am honored that someone of your high ... uh ... *ness* would grace my humble abode with his presence, Al! After all, you're the King of Basomthinoranother!
*executes a cute little curtsy*
I hate those things!
*kicks carcass of curtsy under the sofa*
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Apr 17, 2001
Why can't anyone around here spell?? Balwyniti - almost easier than Cthulhu!
Good to see you're keeping the population of vermin under control Shea, wouldn't want those darn curtsies running free around the place...
Now, about that Toga...
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