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Long Live Shea!!!
Ottox Posted Aug 6, 2001
Twenty minutes! That was how long time you were ready to defend Shea! And you talk about friends... 
Long Live Shea!!!
King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 6, 2001
We'd defend her to the ends of the 
and beyond, wouldn't we Ottox. 
Long Live Shea!!!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 6, 2001
Hi EvilRoy! 
TJ! You can be my personal bodyguard, if you'd like ... 
And I see I'll have to keep an eye on you too Ottox ...
Long Live Shea!!!
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 6, 2001
Why do you guys think I put on the flak jacket? If I'm going to jump in front of a bullet for Shea - which I am still very much prepared to do 
- I going to make sure that I have a good chance of surviving it also! But Shea's safety comes first in my mind. My well being is a far second to her's.
Long Live Shea!!!
T J: Mr. Shea Posted Aug 6, 2001
*sigh* Shea I would be happy to guard your body from now until forever if necessary! 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 6, 2001
I'm so sorry, Ottox. I didn't realize it moved to another page, and I didn't see your unfailing declaration of loyalty to me there! Do you forgive me? 
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Ottox Posted Aug 6, 2001
I ignored it because I already guessed that. I only meant to tease TJ! 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 6, 2001
Teasing TJ should be an official Olympic sport...
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Ottox Posted Aug 6, 2001
YAY!!! That way we could get paid for it!
(That's what the Olympics are about, right? )
Long Live Shea!!!
Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 6, 2001
Oh yes! Just think of the commercial endorsements!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 6, 2001
"Hi. I'm Ottox, World champion TJ teaser. If you want to be like me, and have the stamina to keep teasing through all conditions, I recommend you use Tommy-tease-a-lot, the new anti-retaliation cream from Teasor, the leading name in professional teasing supplies."
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 6, 2001
The worse part is that I pictued Ottox with his hair all teased, too!
Long Live Shea!!!
Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 6, 2001
Written and spoken by King Cthulhu and Ottox
Any resemblance to actual sportsmen (or women) is purely co-incidental
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Aug 6, 2001
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