h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah u shud go lol never turn down a party he he he havent heard from george think she got a sulk on again she thinks i dont trust her wot fone u getting for christmas ? jons doing fine hun working hard n finally earning good money he asked about u the other day actually nyway speeky soon tc

hi sam howz things

kev - cool, say i said hi!!! how r u getting on??? good i hope. george anit said anything to me. but u ave to admit u dont like to no who she chats to!!! lol.
i am goin to this party, its tonight!!!
tc speck to u soon
sammi xx

Rich- am good ta!!! how r things with you? good i hope. so what kinds of things r u into then? where bouts do u live? sorry if am asking to many questions....lol
tc lv sammi xxxx

hi sam i,m into allsorts...music..big variation scooter..tamla....films..pubs..walkingg..mobiles & and i live in west yorkshire
so wot r u into & were do u live pardon my noziness
luv rich xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ooooh sammi how are u hun tanks for the pic it was quite interesting lol u looked white in places shud have got an all opver tan on ur hols lol speak when ur bk lol

The pictures NEED to get deleted it was a drunken MISTAKE!!!!!!!! Sam says it was a family hoilday and she wasnt going to go TOPLESS!!!!!!! Has any one else seen the pictures????? if anyone has someones legs are going to get snapped!!!!!lol
Speak about it no more.
Speak later
Love Sam and GORGEOUS

yeah have deleted the gorgeous dont worry n know one else has seen them lol but have left me wanting more lol even if u was drunk u still shocked me fone me tonite yeah xxx

good
that night just shows that george is a bad influence on me...lol....she says am a bad one on her but am sooooooooooo not, i am a good girl.
tc sammi

hi ya sammi me think ur both bad when ur togeather although george is getting very sarcastic in her old age lol wants more pics u know turkey burger says he wants to kiss ur well u know wot he says lol x

your the OLD one not me your turning 40 soon!!!!!! sam says she isnt desperate and he aint getting none of it!!!!!!
I aint sarcastic either!!!!!! the next time we have a drink you never know what we might send lol

Speak to you tonight
love sammi and GORGEOUS xx

cor promises promises my mouth is watering lol turkey burger was so misereble last nite lol i had to do some diy on my m8s front door lol spk tommoz georgie hun enjoy tonitexx

why was turkey burger misereble??? am confussed!!!
well now that am back here how can george send you more??? i am never gettin drunk wiv george again, i always do something i wish i could forget!!! lol
t/c sammi

so wot hasppened between u n tel he wont tell me n wots this about a party n u and jamie going u missed it last nite turkey burger was singinfg n dancing in front of george pmpl she wasnt to happy was swearingh like a trooper i was in stitches lol

ha ha ha ha, george really doesnt like turkey buger...very funny. i didnt no u knew a non swearing george she always swears at me.... am so abused!!!
dont no wot is happenin with tel, he said he didnt wanna chat ne more, but now he txts me all the time (confussed)
talk to u later
sammi x

hi ya hun hows things george called last nite think she had a good time at that concert so have u done ny xmas shopping yet lol

yes i have done xmas shoppin actually!!!
i cant wait for xmas, speadin it in scotland!!!
sammi

arggggg ur going wiv george then to her mas that sounds fun hun hopes its nice n cold for u lol so how u been xxx

no one asks how im doing?????!!!! im good by the way. sam your a tart (just felt like saying that) do you think that i should get that tweety done or something else? (you know what i mean) me and my mum are getting a tattoo done together we was thinking that i get mum on my body and she gets daughter. i think that tweety will look pretty cool where i said id get it done!!!!!! but it might hurt aswell!!!!
i might be getting my phone for chirstmas i expect loads of pics of you both!!!!!!

Speak to you both soon

love you gorgeous xxxxxx

SLAG!!!!!!!
yer i say go for it...we didnt ask u r doin coz u r never bloody here!!!! lol . u no we love you!!
am not goin wiv george am goin to endinburgh!!!
lots of love
sammi xxxxxxxxxxxxxx