h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well some one needs to drive the car so everyone can get back so paul might do that.
got your emails that one you sent was funny.
i thought it would have been the pic of j though??????? dont forget to send it before you go away please pretty pretty please my bestest counsin ever
ill give you a call tomorrow got a few things to do tonight.
yeah we'll just chat on this.

HI YA ladies lol oooohhh sammi u first today so wot u gonna study are u looking forward to going one of jons m8s from the army came down w/e from cattwerick was a right laugh he coming down every other w/e now when he on leave . georgie was u dwunk when u was fighting u have a lot of hidden talents lol i.ll text u next week when i get credit am going away wednesday for a few days just hope the weathers good lol ny way talky soon tc u both xx

i used to live in cattrick!! that was before i moved to germany! it is a nice place, darlington (the town near) is so pretty!! really nice area. am gonna love college life, i cant wait only 5 1/2 hours until i go to crete!!
so guess i will speck to u guyz in 2 weeks...have fun!! behave...dont do nething i wouldnt do...lol

ill try and behave myself speak to you when you get back have fun
dont forget my alcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hiya yeah i was really drunk had the worst hangover ever never going to get that bad again until my birthday!!!!!!!! ive got no hidden talents just that not going to stand there when someones pulling my hair out and scrathing my face to bits.
where you off to? text me when ever ive got cred most of the time

u have credit most of the time er lol no calls from u tho boo hoo lol think i would faint if my phone rang n it was u lol never mind george footie starts next week n u going to lose tommoz lol u soon be older enough to vote n drink lol xxxmwah

yeah i always have cred on my o2 number not the other one dont really need it anymore.
we probably will lose but we'll win more games than you cant wait till my 18th should be a laugh

YEAH I CANT WAIT TILL UR 18TH EITHER U WILL BE ALLOWED TO DRINK AT LAST PMPL WEEEEHHEEEEEEE MWAH XX

ive always been allowed to drink cause im specail

how long have you been chatting on lycos ive been on there for ages

huh u special lol i only been on there once cant get the hang of it yet lol n theres no essex girls on there so thats good no one knows me on there yet but soon will you will probably warn them hope ur ok hun spk to u in morning xx

i dont go on there much plus i dont know your screen name so how can i cause trouble!!!!!!
and yes i am specail everyone always says so
you ok/ what you been up to apart from drinking

YEAH ME FINE HUNNY NOT TOO MUCH AINT BEEN BK LONG JUST CATCHING UP WIV A FEW M8S N THAT WOT ABOUT U WOTS UR NAME ON LYCOS THEN I AINT QUITE SUSSED IT YET BUT THE CHATROOM IS COOL WOT U DOING THE W/E CRYING I GUESS POOR OLD MAN U LMAO MWAHHH N U ARE SO LUVVY DUVVY U KNOW LOL XX

ill try and find my screen name cause i cant remember it im always on faceparty too thats pretty good too always people on there who i know!!!!!
just wait until spurs lose cause they will like always
i can be lovvy dovvy it all depends on the guy and how much i like him!!!!!!!!

HEY I GOTS TOLD THAT ME N U TALK ON THE FONE ALL THE TIME ME WAS CRACKING UP HOPE UR OK BABES I THINK ONE OF MY M8S TEXT U THE OTHER NITE THINK U KNOW WHO SPEAK TO U WHEN UR OLDER LOL

who told you that we chatted every night? yeah i know about the texts but he wanted to know leannes address but i dont know where shes living im good just been shopping got something new to wear for my birthday which looks cool.
cant get on line much cause my internet has f***ed up and it needs sorting.
what have you been up to?

NOT TOO MUCH HUN JUST CHILLING N JOB HUNTING ARE U STILL WORKING YEAH HE TOLD ME DONT KNOW WHY HE WANTS TO SPEAK WITH LEANNE BUT THEY DID ALWAYS GET ON WELL I GUESS ITS LIKE ME N U WE WILL ALWAYS TALK MY EX TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE TOLD HER WE SPOKE EVERYDAY I JUST LAUGHED HOPE U LOOK GOOD IN UR NEW CL0OTHES U WILL HAVE TO GET SOME PICS DONE N SEND ME ONE YEAH TC SPEEKY SOON MWAH XX

am back!!!!!
miss me guys???
i had a brill time, nice tan and drank plenty!!
i cant wait 4 your birthday george its gonna be brill!! ill get my outfit this week two!!
how ave ya been kev?

hi ya sammi welcome back hun glad u had a good time it not been the same wivout u sooooooo quiet lmao hi ya george where u been mwahhhhhh 2 ya both

i didnt have a good time......I HAD A BRILL TIME.....am going back nxt year with dom
omg....george it is gettin so close to your birthday!!! i cant wait!!!
manchester night clubs dont no wots comin!!! lol
love you all xxxxxxxxx