h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to Typical of these BBC cut backs, no sign for Venus.

Saw that PB was 2nd. What a -case he turned out to be. Joe won

Today I am working again has been taking all my money. Only one more day TGIF. Thanks for your He's still here.

I think Perkins may have died.

Why's Mike so Perhaps he's the one could do with a What happened to his r Rachael ?

We know who can do the counselling eh All that ying tang ying tang.
Oh that reminds me. Had a myrrh and frankinscence bath bomb this morning

Going to Scotland soon. Will bring back some Dundee for the crumbly person. Spect it will be toasted and buttered in front on a open fire with the
later, have a good one !

and Sir Cliff's singing on the Xmas CD......

Hello OMB

A large much appreciated...

Sang lots of carols today, ate curry and a strange combination...

Must now...will reply fully soon.



BD & XX

PS Mike is because his cousin aged 35 with two young children dropped dead last Friday.

Hello

Been to carols tonight.

Ate soup and

Must .

Hello OMB

Are you ed yet? Nearly caught you flying over....

I'm shopped out gave up when I couldn't carry any more bags. Got too hot and in the babe coat.

Tried to drum up a little interest in a party still we will see who appears will you be around? It's hard work but I've have to keep going someone has to

I'm having my hair and nails done tomorrow which will take up most of the day. Feeling quite festive......can't wait for and the ooooh and the .

BD

Hello

I only ed for 5 minutes..........had work to do elsewhere


Your strenous efforts to drum up support have not escaped me. I ed and ed. No, I won't be around

Maybe will be interested in a party Otherwised he's stuck in all the time with an OAP.

Mike, eh...you have to laugh else you'd

Ah your back you little you.

didn't think you would be somehow, be around that is, toooo shy (cough) they are open until midnight if I last that long . Will you have departed to Scotland or maybe you could make a cameo appearance in disguise?

Someone has to rally the troops shame I can't get paid for it like some...it's the cut backs still it will keep the Host happy as he's worried about having to reapply for his job again .

Yes you do have to but then that's life isn't it? Lucy has a very wicked sense of humour especially when I get cross with people on her behalf. I'm a very scary woman in real life apparently....

Poor has no computer for the evenings....there should be a smiley for smacking hands.

OMG what are you loike

I'm drinking My moustache has gone white.

Lucy is lucky to have you. Are you one of these scary women when you're very ?

I'm a bit of a wuss .....

Today I am going to buy some boots and a new tartan poncho

They'll be great to wear in Scotland - I don't want to look a

Remember the night for your cough,

Happy Hannukkah

Morning I gave the kippers a miss

There great the boots are you going to get a handbag as well they are more like sacks

I'm off to be beautified in a little while so never fear I shan't be .

One more quick and then I shall be ing

Hiya

Of course I didn't get the bag. You're just being silly now

My, don't you look the perfect

Hey, have you had artificial tan treatment, only you're looking a bit

Sorry only joking. You look a real

Hello muse

Have you been following me this evening? I do feel good this evening/morning I'm nearly blonde now and it does look good even if I do say so myself. My nails are silver with black like stripes.

Could have pulled tonight, but not my type of man in the pits of down town where I live. I had to tell a couple of guys off god some people have no manners. They were most apologetic and went off all meakly. Still we had a good time and I'm feeling at least 20 years younger all y and we got a free bottle because the meal was late.

I'm thinking of a large get together/fund raiser for next year perhaps I might even persuade Jezza to come, do you think Aitch could use her influence . I bumped into my friend the attractive young Councillor yesterday in Boots and he said he would help with another event. He's a bit right wing but very charming anyway I'm meeting him for a drink to put the world to rights.

The lady in the pub I met Mike in on Tuesday had an extra large handbag. I'm into small bags at the moment the one I had this evening is black with ostrich feathers and diamonds (fake unfortunately!) Very chic though......

I'm pale skinned not overly

Perkins is still ignoring us/me ah well plenty more fish in the sea

Have we gone past a and xx hope not?! Oh and a

Feeling

The day after the night before and I'm feeling eyes and my a little.

Oh I was in a mood last night I'm very faithfull really just enjoy my fantasies.

A couple of nights ago I dreamed I was with all people Sean Connery in his younger days he was in a tuxedo probably the 0071/2 that triggered it

christmas cards to write ......

Catch you later.........

Did yu hear H on Jeremy. 8 months gone

Well Good evening OMB

do you mean when she was on with her fear of dentists? Was it 8 months ago well yes then .

All Christmas cards written I have writers cramp. So I'm having a well earned glass of .

Trip to Lapland was OK! Helped by MYK from Bristl who appeared in a lime green leotard and Fly gave him some ear muffs because he has ears like a . Still Phil enjoys being Cap't of 0071/2 I do wish they would give me a job. I'm such an really

Jase played along and even gave Rudolph the a mention its so much more fun when you do it to s and .

God the CB is dead these days.

Did you get your boots and poncho? Are you going to Scotland for or before? Brother and family coming this weekend, plus a dinner dance Friday night so I shall be a again. Then it's mum-in-law for Christmas and Bristl for New Year. Work in between

Duty calls I have a message from Lapland it's a hard life.

BD &

A very good morning to you !

I am having my hair done tuesday a la Sharron O. I will be magenta


8 months ago, at the dentists I expect you're right...what a memory you have

Did you all go to Lapland . No I didn't go or follow you anywhere. I have other frying

A very good morning to you Blondie Funny, I always think of yu with very white skin You need the sun on your face, not the

I am having my hair done Tuesday a la Sharron O. I will be magenta I may also have some antler extensions . What do you think ?


8 months ago, at the dentists I expect you're right...what a memory !

Did you all go to Lapland . No I did NOT follow you anywhere. I have other frying You are a cheeky !!

Scotland is proving....interesting to a

I am having my nails done tonight I'm going subtle. Alternate fingers red and white glitter, with a little cotton wool on each thumb.

with your dinner dance Don't eat too much else you'll get

I am waiting for to call me in 10 minutes. Yes, the CB is Pity. I blame the 'unpleansantness'

See ya ...

n kisses

Hello OMB

Well I've been very busy at work basically all my poor clients have been left while I've been off. Plus I work with a who worships small s .

Your last two messages confused me a little, I can just about keep up with my friend the cryptic but who is the ?? Not something nut like?!

Only just logged on missed all the excitement tonight re R2MB etc. and Aitch on again!! I'm hopeless never even had a email read out not that I've sent many, can't be bothered. They are all so very excited has Scott fallen out with Nick at last? I'm glad I didn't bother to re register on the last 3 sites in a week what a performance!

The tongue in cheek "following" reference was in respect of accurate description of real night out not Lapland! More than willing to help fry if I can be of assistance? Anything for a change oh please.

I have a very good memory for somethings particularly what's said and nunbers but ask me to name a tune/artist and my mind is a complete blank .

I'm having a midnight feast of and washed down with a glass of so enjoy.........

and

cheeky

Hello Cheeky Cheeky

I guessed you worked very closely with a

Poor girl to be on the radio again She must be very lonely.

Nick's got problems with his site again ?

Sorry, cannot smoke any with you.

Still, you've had lots of s

But, nevertheless,a happy Christmas to you and a prosperous New Year.

See ya

Nah I had smoked last night...so I'm not missing much

Yeah is right you'd think he'd want to chase s but then maybe he's into s

Yes loneliness is the centre of it all for most, but for some it is entertainment, for the s it is? Ah well thats a different story.........

It's NOT funny for Convince me otherwise.

All I do know that it's entertainment for . Oh yes, and the rest.


Reminds me of the story of Rumplestilstkin - but in reverse order. Why did have to know the name ?

(Oh, and it's still a )