h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think... I'll post here because I'm bored.

Still bored?

Oh yeah. Exceedingly.

I'm not at all bored with my revision. Not in the slightest...
They say if you lie big often enough you start to believe it, right?

They say that, but in the case of revision, it can never be true. It's dull. I know, I've been through it. How's it going, anyway?

Not too bad. I got an A in history (yay!), ironically the subject I revised for the least. How are you? Do you have exams on the performing arts course you do?

ahem.
(hope that gets attention, I have a bet that one day my fake cough will work.)

You won your bet

Shame it was only betting pride. ah well.
So how are you?

Middlin, lass. Nobbut middlin. (Sorry about this. I'm feeling slightly insane right now. Abnormal service should be resumed shortly. Or may not. It all depends on how I feel.)

Similar accent to the local one. Or at least what I use sometimes. abnormal service isn't such a bad thing.

Abnormal service is downright fun. There, I've gone back to my usual habit of using irritateingly long words and sounding extremely patronising. Haven't I, children?

Oh great, I've turned into Joyce Grenfell... HELP




Normal service has been resumed