h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Really? I've been more often likened to a .

Really???
Why, do you always go for the neck?

And sometimes a bit of a pain in the neck.

Hey, if you know your strengths and failings, pretty much anything can be met in one way or another, eh?

For a moment, I was nearly profound !!!


*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s to hide from profundity*

Hey! No getting all philosohical-like in my PS!!!
*pokes you for that*

Owww.

No worries, it's not something that happens every day, or even month.

Ok, that's good. I've never been very good with philosophical-like stuff anyway.

I can't even 'speel' it half of the time.

Sorry that I missed ya mate. It's now 3 hours after your work-day ended, and my lines are just marginally clearing.

I only got in late today - had a photo shoot this morning. Quite fun. And last night had a good time too.

Fun last night? Does this mean that you've found a 'haunt' that may suit your tastes then? That IS always a good thing, that place of comfort and fun that you can call your own.

Nah - had to do a fun thing at my boss's sister's birthday function. He asked 5 of us from the studio to come as the Village People and got us the outfits and all. I'm sure I told you about that...?

Yes you did, Mr Leather-Guy. I just lost track of the what and when stuff. See? I am getting olllllld.

Just say that you have SOOOO many people to talk to that you lose track
So yesterday I was surrounded by drunk women who started acting a bit crazed when they realised we weren't strippers.

Oy, now THAT can become a dangerous situation. A band of drunk women is bad enough, but without strippers to get into uncontrolled animalistic frenzy over? Anything is possible.

Odd that, ... Men are supposed to be the more depraved half of the species, and yet they are far more controlled and orderly when expanses of skin are on display. Atleast as I have seen the situations.

A word to the wise, re: drunken women. For your own safety and sanity, ALWAYS stay many miles away from a Women's Dart League on play-night. Loads of liquor, and flying pointy things are a very bad combination.

Well, we had to hang on to our clothes for sure! That's what Adam knew would happen So much for warning us.
We survived though.
And since Adam and the 5 of us were the only guys there...

Kind of makes you feel like a in a room full of , eh? Mind you, it does help ensure that you don't drink TOO much. You'll want all of your faculties to flee. >>>>>>>>>>

Oh, and BTW, responses from the net are becoming very slow and questionable again. So I may vanish without warning.

Like I did...?

Did you? I thought maybe you were just being all shy and bashful.