h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's normally really good but sometimes it's *really* hot and there's droughts and stuff. Surf is amazing normally though but my board has a ding in it at the moment. Do you surf a lot? And how's the weather down there?

It's still a month away from summer and it's already 36 degrees C!!!
And yeah, I surf a lot. Probably too much...

You can never surf too much.
It's getting into winter here and it's p*ssing it down with rain. I've had to drive to the airport once already and I'll have to do it again later. 'Tis a bit worrying.
So what do you do? I'm still at school and doing A levels, hoping to go into law.

I do modelling and photography

Modelling as in clothes and stuff or something engineering-ish? I'm assuming the first one. Have you had any good stuff so far? That sounds cool! I'd never be able to get into that but a friend of mine said he was once asked to model for topman.

What's topman?
Yeah, clothes and stuff. Or just general shoots when some brand is looking for a specific look for their product. Just got back from doing a weird jungle-type theme...

Topman is the man section of Topshop which is a clothes brand. It's like Ralph Lauren and all those ones, but I think it's a bit cheaper. I actually get 10% off there but I never shop there anyway. Funny that.
Wow, that sounds ... a bit weird frankly. Who was the jungle theme for?

A new deo. It's called Jungle-God... The names people come up with with!

Deodorant? Who makes it?
This could be rather cool, if I ever see that advert I can say 'I've spoken to that guy'. If that's not creepy that is.
How's h2g2 treating you then? I see you've settled in well. Your personal space is a bit sparce though, if you like I can give you some GuideML tips.

That would be brilliant! I'd love that! I don't know Guideml - apparently it's similar to html, but I don't know that at all!

And I don't think that's creepy at all - I'd be flattered!

Yeah it's similar. I didn't know any at first but you pick it up as you go along. Check out my space and see any graphics you like and I'll help you get them on your page.

Thank you...
You're a real honey, you know that?

Awww don't!
I'm thinking of becoming an ACE but they're not hiring at the moment.

Yeah shame that.

I'm guessing Megachedda. What's this anagram thing? Is it for halloween?

Apparently so...
I don't even know the real names yet and now I have to see anagram ones!!!

Your the seven millionth person to guess that.Must think of new.

Weird isn't it.

How about Ian Galg?

Hmmm, not bad. I quite like Lani Gag though.