h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so my role is to help you protect lil? im like your personal warrior-thing? do i need to introduce myself?

or jus be known as the stranger? for the backstory btw

No you are not my servant, you are who you are, what ever you want to be.
Call yourself the stranger, if you wish.

yall havta excuse my dumbness never been involved in txt based rpg b4 ill jus go with the flow ill eventually warm up to it

Just a role playing game. Pretend you are in Lord of the Rings or something. Have fun, fo with the flow

so you at work then liquid?

Yup, slogging my guts out for a mere measly pittance a month. Soon be 18:00 and I can bog off. Lates shift tomorrow night, don't get off until 21:30.

poor liquid, here cheer up some think of the money. we have a big head honcho dud in our office (that was an intentionally dud not a typo of dude) and he's destroying my hootoo time lol

the B*****d! Give him a swift kick in the n*ts

i would but his heads too shiney

Yup, I suppose the light reflect from it into your eyes blinding you so you cannot aim. Know that situation too well. Mind you it was one ofr my guv's that enroled me into H2G2, so I cannot really complian.

luck liquid seems to mostly be on your side lol

He's left and this new guys mumbling about people spending far too much time on the internet Gotta have a perk or two.

headbutt him i hate aurthoritorial figures that take themselves too seriously

I just hate authority figures.

lol nice one AN-AR-CHY

Thewy must first learn hegomony

been talking to ena i get confused when i see new convos on me list that i didnt add still not used to the fact that ppl can jus sprouts conversations wit ya i died my hair raven black hmm im babbling it can only mean one thing....

Its time for the pubs to be open

close its home time, ill talk to you tommrow my friend you gonna be online?