h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Into the brainwashing chamber you go!

benjahv subconcious (or should that be unconcious?): i dont know how much more of this i can put up with... hey ECs got a bald patch!

*throws benjahv into cardboard box marked "brainwashing"*

BSC: i didnt know the EA budget was that bad!

*dumps soap into box*

BSC: ive got sensitive skin! that stuff will mke me itchy for days

*dumps oranges into the box*

*wanders in*

Ooooo a box!

*opens box*



*closes box*

I didn't see nuffin!

*wanders out*

*wanders back in*



*dumps a bag of pennies into the box*



*wanders back out*

*dumps scorpions into box*

BSC: *compiles list of people to get back once he's concious again*

Just go to your happy place, Benjahv. In other words, think outside the box.

*dumps Malcolm into the box*

*pours some old milk into the box when no one is looking*

*puts some antimatter in the box*

*puts a beefy arm into the box for good measure*

Mmmm... Beef... Eats arm before scorpions or antimatter can eat it.

Make that:
Mmmm... Beef... *Eats arm before scorpions or antimatter can eat it.*

BSC: surely i should have come back round by now!

Here ya' go! Welcome to your new nightmare! *wakes up benjahv*