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ewwwwwwwwwww dont think I'd fancy an RTA
Do you work for one of the big breakdown firms then?

What you do when your not working?

Yep! We do get some nasty jobs through! Suicides, murders, fatal rta's! not nice, but imagine being the bloke having to go out to it!?!? At the moment Im in the process of moving so pretty much sleep and that! you ?

I've got 2 kids at home so pretty much run around after them. Also trying to sell my house so pretty busy trying to keep it clean and tidy and looking presentable for when I get people coming round!

I trained as a nurse when I left school many yrs ago so used to gory sights altho I'm not sure I'd like to attend an RTA

Trained as a nurse eh!? Still got the uniform? Only kidding!
Got a daughter myself but she lives with her mum! We split up 9 years back now. Still see her obviously and she likes spending my money on a regular basis!!

Funny that but my two like spending my money too

They dont see much of their Dad so dont get to spend his money as much

If I did still have the uniform there's no way it would still fit me now 3 kids and a divorce later I aint the woman I used to be

So has it quietened down at your end yet or you still getting plenty of abusive folk giving you grief? Im basically doing nothing and getting paid for it! how good is that!

Mind you its not always like this! Sometimes we are hammered with work! Stress city!

fairly quiet now but we've just had an Irish nutter for the last half hour or so He wants a number thats not listed and wont accept that it's not there!!! Keeps ringing back and threatening to get us all sacked

Give him a false number then! I remember we sent a patrol out to somebody a while back now and he had escaped from a lunatic asylum apparantley! He was telling the patrol that he needed to hurry as he was actually a secret agent on a mission! shortly after he was arrested

He's now calling and telling us we're all a bunch of w*nkers and being generally abusive he's ringing from a vodaphone and it's costing him 60p a call so he'll have a shock when he gets his bill

nice! at least you have that on him! we have lots and lots of different numbers but the thing is there all free! Infact one of them is the most used in the UK! DOH!!

We probably find your number for people sometimes

Do you have a 'very nice man' working for you?

Yes we have lots of men working for us although wether you would think they were nice obviously depends on your taste?

yes we do have "a very nice man" working for us!

so "just ask"

im guessing you've gone so maybe i'll speak to you another time! promise not to quote any more slogans! see you

I'm still here - just been to lunch thats all

Oh! I see! So the nutter didnt put you off your food then! Has he gone yet? No weirdo's here tonight for a change, so it's pretty dull! Only a couple of hour's to go though!

Nooooooooooooo take more than that to stop me eating Not going to lose any sleep over him anyway

Sometimes a nutter makes the night pass quicker certainly makes it less boring

If I rang you up now would I talk to you or are there a few of you working? lol

We have offices all over the country with people in as we have 13 million members to handle but you would stand a chance of coming through to me! Theres about 35 in this office at the moment.