h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...to say, "Hello", and to introduce myself. (shakes hand formally and leaves old fashioned calling card).

Drop by my place when you feel the need to sit under a tree and have a chat.

Thanks for taking the trouble to say hello. I have to admit, I'm a little undecided and unsure about this place at the moment, so a friendly face is a good thing! I hope you don't mind, I had a nosey over at your place (well, you did leave the door open), I loved the story of your namesake, & your grandad sounds like he was a feisty sort!
Ooh, nice tree by the way....how long before my wish comes to fruition?

I get the feeling you're fairly new here, made any friends yet?

Well spotted. No, been too busy reading, or 'lurking' apparently.

People are quite friendly here, the ACE's will be able to sort out most technical problems you have have, other than that ask just about anyone else.