h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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oops... thought it was a smiley i guess! i wanna go trick or treating!..... *curses being a teen*
cheers
ford

Teens can trick or treat. It beter as a teen! You can go AFTER DARK! *gasp*

Plus, teens get to selebrate goosie night! *MWAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAA*

ya, but i also need friends to go with, otherwise id feel wierd
cheers
ford

I'd go with you but for the fact that Hallowe'en is over and I'm on the othr side of the world...

ya, oh well... i got heath bars!!! i showed them to heath and he freaked out cuz he ate so many once, he got sick!
cheers
ford

Oh man - you guys must all have amazing sugar highs!

Lizzy says hi.... and that she might join. I'm at school!

Well ford, I got lost on halloween. I was scared.

But I got lotsa candy!

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SUGAR HIGH!

Hi Lizzy!

*sigh* Australia has no Hallowe'en... *smacks head against wall*
Why wasn't I born in America? (actually, Australia's pretty okay except for its lack of Hallowe'en )

Oh yeah? You think you've got it bad? Well the tolet in the US don't flush the other way like the ones in Australia.

*bangs head against shoe* WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN THE US!? I hate it here! For spirit week at school we have "Patriatism day" when we have to were red, whit, and blue (our flag colors) so, I'm coming to school with the "union Jack" (the brittish flag) on it! There flag has red, white and blue! HAHA! I'm gonna piss the teachers off! But they can't do anything, because tecnicly, I am whereing red, white, and blue!

And during the pledge to the US flag in the morning, my friend and I are going to sit on the floor (your supposed to stand with your hand over your heart) and sing "Oh CANADA........!!!"



trust me halloween is about the only good thing here in the US.

Not according to the media over here - they tell us that America is the original "good thing" and it's a golden land of movie stars and candy bars and other stuff...
But you live in the country that thought up "The Simpsons"... it can't be all that bad, can it?

BAH HUMBUG! thats what they have on the news here too. It's called FOX news. it's the bigest peice of CRUD! they just lie and try to cover up how screwed up our country is.

i g2g 2 school now.

Hmm - so what's the real America?

Midnight,

good day mate, this is bigger ryan. how are you doing? fred said you live in australia, that is so cool. stay there, it is much better there then here. i would live there if i could. how is the animals? have you ever seen a kiwi? those are cool birds. im a animal person i now a lot about animals. do you have any pets. i have a sugar glider. they're from where you live. do you really eat kangroos/camles/emus? you might call it tuker. bye talk to you later maybe.


~Ok, this is fred again. That was my brothers 19 year old friend big ryan... i mean bigger ryan... i mean... what ever! yeah... he's obsessed with australia so he wanted to talk to you.

That's cool. Tell him he can always talk to me if he wants. Give him my email.

We don't have any camels in Australia - at least, not native ones. Yes, you can buy kangaroo meat at the supermarket, but we eat stuff like beef and lamb more. I don't know about emus.
No, I haven't seen a kiwi - you'd probably be thinking of New Zealand there.
Yeah, we have pets at home, two horses (which I don't like - I'm not a horse person), four dogs and a cat. And about a trillion zillion sheep.
And we do call our food "tucker", but we don't do that very often.

WOW! do live on a farm?

Sheep! They go Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yeah, we do live on a farm, and I hate it. It's so far from anywhere and you can't do anything. Sheep smell.

My brother LOVES farms, he wasn't to grow up to be either a cook or a farmer. A bit odd, he loves animals, and he loves cooking them too. Oh, big-Ryan is begging me to tell you to post some pictures of your animals if you can. His mom practically owns a zoo. They’ve got all sorts of weird animals at their place.

Umm, sure I'll post some when I get them. I know I have them somewhere.
Is there anything else he wants to know about Australia? Is everyone in America obsessed with Australia or something? I tell people I'm from Australia and they all say "Wow - that's so cool!"

well it's just so neat cause we're all dumb and sheltered and it's like "Woah!" couse it's the other side of the planet and stuff... sort of.

Plus! your tolets flush the wrong way! or is it the right way? depend how you look at it, i supose.