h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK!
I woke up.. with fifteen minutes to get to school... that includes showering, getting dressed... eating... driving to school (a 15 minute drive in itself) all this WHILE being sick from the day before...
SO I am speeding like crazy... luckily there were no cops.. hah
So this chick... even though I AM SPEEDING.. is riding my tail like a pony! so I see a spot to park! closest spot withing 100 yards... so I swing in really fast to avoid that *mrph* behind me from hitting my behind. TO FAST! Smash right into the curb and blow a tire from here to Russia! RIGHT INFRONT OF FRESHMEN! So then I am late to class... and I am basically crying in 1st hour cuz I cant get a hold of my dad because hes SOMEWHERE... Ok.. so then I go to science.. it was ok..then math.. my teacher rips me a new one because I was sick the day before! LIKE ITS MY FAULT! Then jazz band I could barley hear myself because Im so sick! grrrr
anyway.. marching band didnt do much for my mood... but I was thinking thankfully I gavemy keys to my friend and she was going to get someone to change my tire!... THEY COULDNT FIND MY CAR! I was like.. shit! so I go look.. ITS EFFING GONE! My car.. my brothers car actually... is gone.. along with my english books and history book and note books.. and homework that is due that day AND my essay...
so I go to english. and that is the only reason im glad I was gone the day before, cuz they got a HUGE assignment and it would have been gone for me if I had gotten it.. then I went to history and had to relate my whole day to my teacaher...
"Wheres your paper?"
*In my car*
"Where were you yesterday?"
*sick*
"Um... so what happened to your car?"
*poped the tire and now its missing!*
"You ARE having a bad day! just turn it in tomorrow!"

I love that guy!
anyway... I go out.. and someone who I thought was my best friend now hates me and thanks to a freshmen I know know why!
:GOSH I HATE HER!:
*freshmen* "Why?"
:I FORGOT!:
gee I feel loved... so I was basically alone.. so I went to watch our show from that football game.. and the DCI championships and hung out with some cool people and we came up with a really cool way to get on the field for homecoming and stuff.. then everyone was leaving.. and I was stranded at school.. so I borrowed my friends phone for one last shot at getting a hold of my dad.. he told me to go where I parked origionally.. MY CAR! WITH A FIXED TIRE!! YAY! AND that was the first day that I got to use my wipers! that was exciting.. i need a life
THANKS DAD!
its amazing how little things can make build into huge things then dissapear like an illusion....

*If any of that made no sence whatso ever I apoogise.. I am running on 2 hours of sleep... and just got back from band*

That did sound pretty hectic. Glad you got the car back. My friend failed an assignment worth credit and went on a booze binge the other night. I had to help her later... Sometimes I think that I help other people too much.... Hey, I'll send you a link to WATR and you can be the 4th member of it (if you move fast and want to join)!

it is at A5769769 ok?

Makes my day seem pretty tame - I went to the dentist and I discovered I've developed an intense fear of dentists since I last went and they pulled a tooth, so I spent the hour shaking uncontrollably. I also got a $1600 estimate which I can't pay, so I also spent the time trying not to cry at the idea that I'd have to get all the teeth pulled cos I couldn't afford to get them fixed. After I left I for a while, then decided there was no way I was going to uni so I went home where I sulked for a while, until my dad came home and offered to pay for it Dad!

So, there's one worry gone thanks to my Dad, now all I have to worry about is and shaking through another few dentist appointments

That was nice of your dad. Hope the dentist isn't too bad

I got 2 fillings today, for $300, the quote was for everything else I need done!

The shaking was in the chair, not waiting, I'm not that phobic!

aww thanks guys!!
and yeah Ill join! Whats it about?
Dads rock dont they!!
good luck at the dentist! bring your favorite music and a cd player!! itll help you a lot!
cheers
ford

Glad everything worked out , although I'm sure you could've done without the stress

And Dentists do (should) have gas or knockout pills. Although I believe they are a bit pricey

Its just a club that helps each other out for anything really. I helped kadypi out when someone was blackmailing her last weekend for example.

UG! yes.. the stress. Im sure I ihave a stomach ulser by now!
anyway .. nock out pills... ug!
IF THE HAVE YOU GIVE YOU A SHOT, GET YOUR GUMS NUMBED FIRST!!!
trust me! it helps!
and
thats awesome!! I gotta couple of things you could help me out with!! YAY! thanks for making that guild!
cheers
ford

heh, you sound like ursula when you say that.
*thinks: better get her on here...*
Post em or e-mail me at [email protected]. Probably the second. Just put your name and I'll know it's you.

Actually, i'm away for 2 weeks for a holiday starting tomorow, but email anyway and I'll e-mail back when I arrive home.

Spaz spaz spaz blabble babble blah!

Bah, you're life is FUN, Ford!

Your, even Pardon me, my Physics test fried what remained of my brains.

Haha lemme tell you! :P
haha

cool! ill email you! and bug you with my petty problems :P hehe
cheers
ford

Poor ford

Well I hope your life is doing better now

Heh it is! ...except that one guy reporting me to national security :s
but thanks buddy! *hug*
cheers
ford

why did they do that?
Oh, I'm back now too.

cuz their idiots!! I cant stand them!! grr
theyre being dorks! and just cuz im in the nra im a terrorist?!?!
GRRR
cheers
ford

oh well. Its like accusing me of paramilitary activity for being in the Sea Cadets.

hey, did you get the e-mail?