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got2bme4eva Started conversation Feb 28, 2004
hi
i just thought id say i liked your homepage, am interested in creating my own. you say your funny...tell us a joke!
Must be joking... Me, not you.
Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 28, 2004
I never specified "Ha ha!" funny did I? Oh well... Here goes.
What did the man say when he lost his bucket?
"Where's my bucket?"
That's quite poor, but you know how it is when someone says "tell us a joke". My mind went blank, and I could only think of nun jokes, which could be misconstrued as offensive...
I'll think of something better...
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got2bme4eva Posted Feb 28, 2004
go on then tell us somthing funny!
dont worry bout the type of joke i dont get offened easily!
but your other joke made me laugh, not coz it was funny just coz it was so dumb! . . . but at least you tried.
i do want to hear that nun joke.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 28, 2004
Right:
Four nuns die and go to heaven. St Peter meets them at the pearly gates and tells them that they must confess their sins before entering the kingdom of heaven. The first nun says "I once looked at a mans penis". St Peter replies "Wash your eyes in the holy water and you may enter." She does so, and enters heaven. The second nun says "I once held a mans penis" "Wash your hands in the holy water and you may enter." As she is washing her hands, the fourth nun barges in front of the third nun. "What are you doing?" asks St Peter. "Well, I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
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got2bme4eva Posted Feb 28, 2004
tanx that was really gud...am still laughin!
ok i got a joke...
how many blonde jokes r there in the world?
non there all true!!
did it make you laugh?..soz if your blonde!!!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 29, 2004
That was good for a giggle!
I'm not blonde no. I was for a while last year, but have stopped bleaching it since.
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got2bme4eva Posted Feb 29, 2004
good!
ok i got another blonde joke!
what is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
the mosquito stops suckin when you slap it!!!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 29, 2004
RUDE! :-p
How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?
She opens the car door.
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got2bme4eva Posted Feb 29, 2004
yeah dats good!
UMMMMMMMMMMM, OK
WHY DO BLONDES WAER KNICKERS?
TO KEEP THEIR ANKLES WARM!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 29, 2004
How do you make a blondes eyes light up?
Shine a torch in here ear!
I think I should make an effort to turn this into a conversation rather than an exchange of politically incorrect christmas crackers... How are you?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 1, 2004
Can't complain. Had a cough for a while now, but apart from that things are good.
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got2bme4eva Posted Mar 2, 2004
GOOD, I JUST GOT RID OF MY COLD I HAD IT 4 WEEKS! R U IN2 FOOTBALL? IF SO WOT TEAM DO YOU SUPPORT?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Mar 2, 2004
No, really not into sport at all! I take it you are since you asked the question?
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got2bme4eva Posted Mar 2, 2004
uh, it's ok. i watch the important games mostly. i support man u! jus coz i know the most about them. i have bin to the grounds n got signatures of the players. so wot are you into?
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