h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Goodly one Feisor! I'll try to remember that one!

Indeed Two crackers from the Feisor there.
*frantically scribbles them down to use in his impending defence statement *

So I can post this URL to Pan now then?

*muffled voice from inside a paper bag, somewhere*
Too late. She left me in the other thread.
Two more sets of photos up today.
Doomed.
*the voice drifts off on the wind*

More photos?
Where?????

*Grabs the now nameless Tart by the scruff of his collar and pins him against the wall*

They always like a bit of rough stuff!

Tell me where the photographs are!

*muffled voice*
Sorry, got a bit distracted there and lost sight of this until now.
Er, right, well, Phil has his on his page:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U55494
EV's are here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U40285

I have absolutely no idea why I said that. Can you put me down now, the bag is getting crumpled. Thanks.

Thank you!

I am sure you will be pleased to know I am now on trial.

Is it a public trial?

Well if you call h2g2 public (which I suppose it is) then yes, it's a public trial. Attracting lots of interest so far. Not sure whether that is good or bad, I have nobody defending me, everyone is against me, all the witnesses have been nobbled by the Prosecution, I am only managing to stay alive by my wit and wordsmithery, which doesn't say a lot for me does it
We shall see. I believe this may be the first h2g2 trial. Certainly been in the top 5 busiest forums in the last day or so. *sigh* Oh well.

Oh do please tell me where it is (I wonder if they'll let me in on the jury)!

Too late I'm afraid, i got sentenced on Friday. :-( (as can be seen by my current name [Babel17(Verdict:Guilty, Sentenced to spend more time on h2g2 ;-))] Just in case I change it later) But if you want to read it, start with the thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F37836?thread=128195 and follow it through. We are currently partying ;-)

Thank you!

It wasn't really worth it was it? It knid of ground to a halt because the defendant was on nightshift, the Prosecuter was going away for the weekend as was the Defence, and Abi was busy and wanted to wrap it up. Ah well, could have been worse
'The Names 17, Babel-17, Licence to Tart'

There was so much back-log that I read the beginning and then skipped to the end, then followed the link to the other forum and finished up at the celebration party.

I didn't post though as it looked as though things were more or less winding up.

It looks as though I not only missed fun at the meet, but the enjoyment of your "trial".

Ah never mind
Party appears to have kept going, even with out me
Wasn't online much last week, and have been away over the weekend.
Hope you are well. Loved the email of the cats

I'm as well as can be expected under the circumstances. (Thanks for asking.) It's the dreaded school summer holidays and my sproglets are home for six whole weeks, so my visits to hootoo will probably be sporadic for the duration!

John's cousin in NZ sent us the pussy cat picture and as I found it rather amusing, I thought I'd "share and enjoy".