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A gorgeous girl!
Posted Oct 10, 1999
I have a new friend! It's a girl named "Squeeky Doors" (a native American?) and she is one of the most intelligent, talented and all round good person I've ever met! Not to mention the fact that she is quite the looker! Please visit her site at:
http://www.h2g2.com/U88892
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Mates
Posted Sep 14, 1999
This entry is actually written by me, Tosser, and not the Dynamo Druid. It's purpose is simply to let it be known that I DO have friends (well, guys who say hi to me when we meet, provided there are no beautiful women nearby). Here they are - visit them and drop them a line.
Matrix Mage: http://www.h2g2.com/U91228
Thunderguts: http://www.h2g2.com/U91395
They really are nice blokes - just don't let them get too near - they are vicious hair-pullers, both of them!
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Intruder Alert!
Posted Sep 12, 1999
The impossible has happened. After his success in hacking into
various hotmail accounts the MatrixMage has struck again! This
seemingly innocent individual has "busted" (to use the hacker
slang) onto my page to spread rumours about me and my closest
relatives - who are not necrophiliacs, In spite of the so called
"evidence".
Retribution is soon to follow.
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Chapter I (MY LIFE)
Posted Sep 11, 1999
I found out abour www.h2g2.com just a few days ago. Another researcher: Ambrose "Tosser" Berkins, pointed me the way. Please visit his homepage http://www.h2g2.com/U55591 and say something nice to him... about his homepage that is... I'f you want to congatulate him on his less than to be desired character then leave me out of it... 
Matrix Mage
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Genesis
Posted Sep 4, 1999
I bought a computer yesterday (friday). That was the first time I
had done that bought myself one so I was understandingly excited at
the prospect. It therefore came as a shock (and a nasty one at that)
when I found out that the halfwits at the computer store had forgotten
to pack a mouse! As the reader hopefully understands one can not
operate a modern computer efficiently without one. My reaction was
simple. I did what every red blooded male does in a situation
like this - found someone to blame. The unfortunate individual in this
case was my younger brother (they usually get it in the teeth don't
they?). Objectively he hadn't contributed to my dearth of small mobile
manual devices but I was fairly certain that he was responsible on
some obscure subjective level. In any case I didn't want to take any
chances. After all a man that was capable of breaking my Lego castles
at the age of 4 is capable of anything. After taking a savage beating
from my brother (he is bigger and stronger than my AND practices
martial arts! - "younger" does not always mean "smaller") I decided
that spending the weekend watching the Microsoft Logo was not a
prospect witch promised endless hours of enjoyment. So early Saturday
morning I went down to the "Bargain Computers" store and bought a
mouse that should last the weekend.
There is no point/moral/meaning in this story. Stories seldom have
a point/moral/meaning - most of the time it is an invention of the
rattled brain of some pseudointelligent literary critic trying his/her
hardest to justify his/her long and costly education. It is just my
way of saying hello to the lot of you - and to announce my elecronic
birth.
Tosser
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