h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*appears and quickly slips a into his pocket and puts a jug of lemonade on a table, sits and puts his feet up*

*knocks his fee off the table*
Who are you and what do you want?

*out of his robes he brings two glasses*

*into one of them he pours some lemonade and takes a sip*

If I were you I wouldn't be asking questions...

*takes another sip*

I am here about a contract *takes another sip as he flashes his guild licience*

there are things I need to know first *gulps down some lemonade*

a bit bitter I think *takes a smail vial from his robes and empties it into the jug of lemonade, refills his glass and sips at it again*

have some lemonade *pours a second glass*

*ignores the lemonade*

So you are from the assassins guild? I have placed a contract on Luthiena, what do you want to know?

Yes I am from the guild

*holds out his liciense longer this time*

Are you sure you don't want any lemonade?

*swirls the lemonade around in his glass*

I was just asking myself before I came here, /why/?

She needs to die, but I'm done with the Guild



I have joined her realm and I will kill her there!

*looks at the lemonade*

give me a good enough reason and I will do it....

Do what?

Look, I want to kill her...preferably after seeing her suffer through torture first

Problem?

*finishes his glass of lemonade*

Any reason that you want to see her dead, aside some sick pleasure?

Why does it matter to you?

I want to see her suffer....

I just wish to know why

*crushes the glass in his hand*

She has betrayed her family and people, for that I have been sent to destroy her....it is my own wish to see her suffer first!

family, people?

I don't really know who she could do that

She comes from a realm of shadow beyond the one she lives in now, her people, and mine, live for slaving and slaughter.
She was next in line to the throne and disgraced her family and land.
She helped some slaves escape and refused to lift a finger against them...

ENOUGH! *has a dagger in hs hand and stabs the table*

You are nothing but an Assassin, there is no honour in this

*pulls out the and spins it three times*

*diappears into the shadow realm*

*pulls out the dagger*
*pulls out his own spins it three times and follows Captain Khamsin*

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