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Too late for me, but...
Posted Oct 26, 2007
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7062479.stm
If it prevents even one person having to go through what I (and my husband) have, then it will have been worthwhile.
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Overheard at work...
Posted Apr 26, 2007
Colleagues #1 and #2 are discussing a friend of colleague #1 who won a sum on the Grand National by betting on the winner.
Colleague #1: 'He says he picked that horse because Silver Birch is the name of his spirit guide'
WTF??
Upon hearing that, Colleague #2 is silent for a few minutes, with an expression of intense concentration.
Finally....
Colleague #2: 'So, you're saying his spirit guide's a racehorse?'
Cue SLG having to exit lab in rather a hurry to disguise the fact that I'm .
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Lurking?
Posted Jan 17, 2007
Naaah.
Pointing and laughing, more like 
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Have *you* seen my motivation? Reward offered.
Posted Jan 20, 2006
Boredom sets in. I *could* go and sterilise the freezing covers. They need doing. But I can't be arsed. I will do it. Just not now. I *could* go and get some lunch. But apparently being mildly hungry isn't enough to motivate me to move. Apathy. Gotta love it.
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Chav Nativity...
Posted Dec 2, 2005
There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He
does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?'
Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally
gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no
Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an'
that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I
reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we
are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go
dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop,
yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.
But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into
this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on
their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're
wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an'
myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about
to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message
from this Lord geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better
nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn
Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So
they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's
safe an' that.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into
Stella.
APPY CRIMBO
I'd 
if it wasn't so close to home (well, close-ish. Romford's two stops away )
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