h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You've come across Gina's sense of humour too? Isn't she marvelous?

Don't start more rumours, you two - she's already asked me if VV is my fancy woman!!

Behave, the lot of you!!!

Anyway what's a knee-trembler?

Yes, Hoggy

oooooooooooooh lil said yes to Hoggy's offer of a knee-trembler!

A knee trembler is when you're on the ladder, and I stand underneath and start shaking it - it frightens you so much, your knees start to tremble...

OY!!!! I DIDN'T OFFER!!!!

Get your facts right, woman!!

Note to lil: *never* wear a skirt when visiting casa Hoggy

A knee trembler is something that makes your knees knock.. and your heart beat faster!

Oy, do you mind??

*For the record, she was wearing jeans!

Noted, GB

I was not wearing jeans. She was. I was wearing my own.

I can't imagine what the view was like, holding the bottom (of the ladder)

I don't know, my eyes were averted, me being the gentleman that I am.

By the way, anyone know when the next eclipse is?

I think I'd better leave now...

Aww.. Look at his likkul legs!


Bye for now Hoggy!

Hoggy and VV?

I shall call him out to a duel

*walks over to hoggy and slaps him across the face with a leather gauntlet*

You, sir, are a cad.

Hey! I never did anything!! I'm the innocent party here!

*picks up leather gauntlet... chucks it back. Picks up large , and thwacks TB into the loch...*

Wanders off...

(hopes lil didn't hear the word "party"... any excuse with her...)

Ooh err, handbags at dawn eh?

Ooh, you absolute bounder, for that I shall smite thee