h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They're about 5 feet tall, and probably weigh 75kg. One wouldn't have bothered me at all, but two could be a challenge.

*giggles*

Sorry... Ivan.. I can't help it..

Maybe I could just think about char-grilled roo with a plum glaze, served with potato-cakes and bok choy, and hope that they pick up on my train of thought and lope off.

You would eat Skippy?

http://www.skoletorget.no/abb/eng/lear/duck.html

nice big wide grin

http://www.giftlog.com/pictures/kangaroo_facts.htm


was trying to find sounds
yer what skip! etc he's fallen down a cliff! etc that way skip!

He says there were no stalkers this morning..

they must have caught an earlier bus

You mean... they kidnapped a

could be, can't see them paying

look its true
http://www.43things.com/people/progress/kangaroo/283660

[Policeman] Can you give a description of those that stole the ?


[driver] Yis offica!.. They were sorrrta grey with big feet and a tail!

did he have a license! don't know hosifer, I was getting off at next stop

Last train to San Fernandodamn kangaroo's will nick owt!! now-a-days

Me & Lil on MSN now discussing this threat. We need to consider both Ivan's personal saftey & that of society in general....

<<<He was so dead pan when he posted it this morning.. *giggles*

I just roared laughing.. that is why I had to do the Journal
Terriandyoda says:
him creeps out of the house, looking left & right, clutches his brolly & scuttles across the lawn then BOING! The escort arrives!
Terriandyoda says:
he told me about it on MSN at 8am
lil *don't worry be happy* says:
He said they kept 5 metres from him whichever way he moved..
Terriandyoda says:

Terriandyoda says:
flanked by kangas
Terriandyoda says:
they obviously fancy him
Terriandyoda says:
gay kangas
lil *don't worry be happy* says:
Oh Terri!
Terriandyoda says:
wonder if they board the bus with him? does he have to pay their fare?
Terriandyoda says:
& pretend they arent there, they are snuggled up smiling at him on the next seat
lil *don't worry be happy* says:
Yes!!.. Ooh you are going to have to tell him that
Terriandyoda says:
"I am a NORMAL person, i am a CIVIL SERVANT"
lil *don't worry be happy* says:
I can imagine him saying that!
Terriandyoda says:
i am trying very hard to blend into the background of society
Terriandyoda says:
i am too polite to tell them to go away, gay kangas have rights>>>


Oh, poor Ivan!!!! Come on, let's all go and protect him! next thing we know there will be giant anteaters stalking Lil, where will it end?

zdt*stalked by blackfly "they are all over my nasturtiums!"

*hides under Rob the Carpet*

Char-grilled Skippy is simply delicious, by the way.

As I said somewhere or other, at least my stalkers are cute, and reasonably intelligent. They're females, by the way. I'm not sure if that makes things better or worse. But as stalkers go, they're not much of a threat.

Mind you, if I were to choose a creature to be stalked by, I think a sloth would be easy to deal with.

Oh Ivan!!