h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wasn't offering samples - I was going to try out GB's...

...that doesn't sound much better, does it...?

And sticky keyboards?

Ahem. I won't say anything, I'd get Yikesd!!

Dirty boy?

Again, saying NOWT!!

Go on, we won't tell

I will.

Well, maybe later

Nope. I'm bound by the official secrets act. I have to protect the innocent.
Well, the not-so-innocent... but you get the idea...

Kewl!.. He's protecting me!!! *hic*

You're not bound tight enough for my liking.

M'lady?

Ooh, Fizzy!

Ooooh!!! and thoughts!!

Yes Lil, do us all a favour and him, but not too tightly we wouldn't want to cut off the circulation - he'd enjoy that.

Aww, Fizzy's don't work!

Can lil dress up as a policewoman when she does?

Well she can dress up as a policewoman if she likes but it won't save you from the or the sticky keyboard.


You'll be in court again on Saturday if you're not careful.

*husky voiced and purring*


Hoggy, darling!

You are under arrest. If you say anything, I will hold it against you

Don't do that - take it down.

It's a fair cop!

Or is that just dyed that colour?

I'm trying to get it down, M'lady, but it's stuck!

I think you'll find lil's collar and match.

Is that a euphemism, Fizzy?

I wouldn't know, I'm innocent, me!

I have a sticky keyboard and cannot spell eufamism and yes you are inisent.