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Well yesturday G became, officially, the most evil person on eath and VV broke my . But still if you're ever likely to be near VC when she's drunk then my advice is to practice running and hiding. Oh and while I may have got the last dance with vv I didn't grab innapropriate parts of said newlywed...at all....ever..honest

Hmmm, I've met VC, and yes, I think she was at least 'squiffy' - and I guess I know what you mean

Who's G?

G is the evil person who's taken VV away from me

Traveller in Time on his head
"Glad it all worked out

They have managed to get married despite some giggles, they have managed to give a wild party.

Sorry TB, .. happens. And I am sure there will be someone waiting for you . "

VC's not a scary drunk at all..not compared to me anyway

Still sulking that we couldn't make it

Don't worry TiT, I have a cunning plan. It's as cunning as a fox that's just been made proffesor of cunning at Oxford university!!!

First I need volunteers, anyone who doesn't want to volunteer say so now............You're all up for it? Wow, I'm impressed. Right so here's the plan, and you'll need to form into two groups. The first, Squad Lemming, will be a decoy unit, it will me your job to distract G. The rest of you will form Squad-Ultra-Super-Ninja-Commando-Fighters, led by me, we will, while Squad Lemming are sacrific..I mean distracting G, sneak into VV and G's house, snaffle VV and scarper quick sharpish. So what do you guys think, eh?

Traveller in Time confused
"So we will go to their new house an fill all floorspace with plastic cups filled with water ?


Only if you bring enough flowers to decorate the cups "

count me out. Me being female and all.

Dangerous

Hey Kitush, why should you being female make you ineligable for a role in the commando strike force?

Also it shouldn't be too dangerous. No more so than poking a lion with a sharp stick, and I do that all the time

well...being female and all and therefore automatically a romantic...I feel that snatching her from her loving husbang G would not be advisable. G would go into an insane rampage, hunt you down and do unimaginable evils to you, then claim his wife and walk with her into the sunset whilst you deal with unimaginable pain.

Of course this is just my imaginings and my thinkings. You wouldn't want me involved as I'd just keep sprouting out this stuff...

Oh - did Lil cry and giggle? When did she start giggling in the ceremony?

Wot no whip and chair cor! your brave.

Yeah, I once considered being a Lion Tamer, I even got myself a lion tamer's hat, after all they're pretty tame already.

Kitush I'd make you one of the sacrifficial lambs, I mean Lemmings! I mean a member of Team Lemming! No sacrificing at al, nope, not a bit of it

Might work. Dont forget the Lemming is the fastest land animal.

Ah, they're only the fastest animal in a straight line...a vertical line admittedly, but still impressive none the less

yes until we walk off the cliff because someone thinks its funny

So whos volunteered to be lion fodder then? Mmake a mess f lil's floor..

But we still don't have a giggle counter on the team? i want to know all about the purple feathers & how much sideline smut went on.

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