h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think I'm adopted... yet!

Are you sure?

You should really make an "adoptee" badge... my sister has been adopted, I think.

Who is your sister?

And I would have to make two badges.. some adopted me

BEG, and two badges = twice the fun!

Blue Eyed Girl?

Is she your sister?

I don't think I'm adopted yet either, despite many RL huggies!

POS: adopt Not Him. He's a top bloke.

You were adopted from the very beginning..

Now, that depends on Not Him, does he want to be adopted, or is he going to adopt me??

waves to all family members... for lil me!

Good Morning my favourite foreign son.... would you like a badge too?

only if the badge is not just badger without a "r".

depends on how clever I can be...

Blistered thumb?
That's a new one, I've never heard of before.
Sounds odd.
Well, um, I know with some blisters they say that if you leave them alone for awhile -long enough, they get smaller.
Yard work gives funny ones to the hand, so does playing stringed instruments sometimes.

When they get popped, it'll get tender.
Kind of awkward when they are still there.
Wish there was something I knew, [I] could suggest.
Hmm...

lil me you are clever. you only have to look at your wonderfull daughters

aww shucks

you would not heard a fly!

I've not heard of flys. Aren't they those odd black bits that turn up in the margerine?

Sorry, that's toast crumbs!

Roymondo, try to learn Dutch or (Dutch and Spanish) Papiamento.

you would not hurt a fly!