h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought it was God thinks he's FD Roosevelt

Do I have to spell it out? I thought everyone knew it. The difference between a neurosurgeon and God is that God doesn't think he's a neurosurgeon, whereas a neurosurgeon thinks he's ...

J

Oh ho!

Good one, I say!

I already said that! I demand the brownie point! For I am hungry.

Or she and she, of course, or any combination of the two.

EC's right, it got lost in the turning of the page.

J

Hey EvilClaw, be a good *filches some *

mmmmm if I was somebody can you serve me tea?

I'm afraid you've lost me again, Jabberwock

Sorry, Elwyn, I was referring to Evil Claw's Post 80.

J

*sigh* EVILClaw. Not good Claw, not Mediocre Claw, possibly Bocaj Claw, but certainly EvilClaw.

So about that ...

*goes to tend the kettle*

EvilClaw then, without a gap. Better?

Oh its not the gap that bothers me. Its the people telling me to be good. Thats like telling HemophiliacJoe not to bleed to death.

for lil me

All the best Lil.

Jabberwock, that neurosurgeon joke seems to be universal ...but due to some not understandble reason the neurosugeons don´t appreciate it...

I´ve got another one:
Five doctors are out hunting ducks. A duck approches and the family doctor raises his rifle. He hesitates, that might be a duck, but you can never be sure, you must consider his family and working situations...The duck passes by.

Next doctor in line is the psychiatrist. He sees a duck, and start to comment on whether the duck really is a duck, if the duck considers him self to be a duck or if it believes itself to be a magpie. The duck passes by.

The cardiologist is next. He sees a duck and orders and ultrasound examination, fourteen bloodtests and an ECG, just to rule out any cardiac issue. Another duck conties its flight.

The surgeon grabs his rifle, shoots and yells to the pathologist: Tell me what it is!


The pathologists laughs a lot hearing this one...

Hi all.
Hey howdy hi-yo to Lil too.

Hey,Lil stay brave and sure---and don't worry,cos it won't help!!!

I got and gave real cuddles



(god/surgeon joke)

last bloke to impersonate me, they nailed on a cross, they didn't have the wood to fit meand they'd never crucified anyone face first

Hey, Dragon Queen , that's a really sick joke!

(pun intended)

J

Hi lil -

A song of love is a sad song
Hi lilly hi lilly hi low.

To be perfectly frank, I don't want mum to have the operation. Firstly, there is quite a strong chance of spinal damage during the operation.

Secondly, the recovery time will be longer than the last two operations she had.

Thirdly, the operation takes place whilst I'm away on holiday for 2 weeks. It will be another 11 days after the operation before I can get to my mum to see how she is.