h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just as long as you don't start another world war...

Nah. Too much work, splitting the world. Rather take it over in one chunk.

And how do you plan to do that?

Sit around sipping tea and waiting for the world to fall into my lap.

*waits*

ah! the roman's tried, hitler tried, both failed, ths animal has, conquered the world, at first attemptbut no one has to bow

Really?

why is that?
(btw EC, surely having the world fall into your lap would hurt somewhat?)

I never thought about that.

oooooh and all that water, you'd look like you'd have err! yourself

BUt I wanna rule the world...

no problem on that, we'll support you, just have one of the big deserts on your lap, then you wont get wet

Thanks!

But the desert sand would be so hot it might melt your you-know-what's!

where abouts are you going to start the take over, co's I'm off out for a or 3 and I want to know where to catch you up

My plan is simple. Step 1: Drink tea. Step 3: rule the world.

Forgive me for being Mr. Logic, but how can you rule the world by simply drinking a cup of ?

Via the magic of step two.

And step two is?

I have a thread where I answer questions.