h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

would you like me to bring a...hubby works in a factory

chocolate cake, I could be slimming though

I'll try to get you chocolate ....If not I'll bring peaches and champane instead.....Its yummy

only like whisky and vodka

anyway, just the fact that your coming through, is the best part

That's what I call gut rot in a bottle....though I do like Jack D

I had a bottle last year, but I couldn't take to it regular, plus being tight, the cost against the size

...that's so true!!!
Anyway....I have to toddle off to bed now....so please forgive me
Goodnight Prof

night sweet heart, pleasent dreams

Aww, i am getting jealous, wish i could be there!!!!

Plus me Pontefract cakes have finally run out, i have been rationing myself to max 3 per day, i have tried begging the English Shop to get them in, but the buggers won't, they will do liquorice allsorts but not ponte cakes, i consider this to be discrimination; i may email Haribo & inform them!

Why don't you lot all come over to France for Christmas eh?

zdt

the frogs let me inle animal, queeek run to ze hills

They might not allow us back into England..

don't give 'em ideas. C.I.A. might be monitoring, they're scared of me you know

There might be more truth to that than you think

.. *wonders if my special branch file is still open*..

I was wearing gloves and a tash with dark specs and it was him over there

What's all this then?

*giggles*

odd on?? I've never seen a tash with specs on before

They are planning to batter the ham(p)sters, sell 'em at cut price to chip shops then & hide in the South of France.

zdt*safe house owner*

none joking, it was on our news during bonfire "week" that some "can't write words" had put fireworks round a cat and lit them, it was found dead in the street and they say don't bring back hanging, I'd do it for free