h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Well hello you hansome bearded stranger

Now, to start messaging people and re-adding friends

I miss you

I'm niether handsome nor stranger, though I very much bearded...

I love you and miss you too

sorry

nearly a week

Why are you sorry?

One week!

because Im lame

According to the train times I've written down, I'll get to you about 3:30 again....do you want me to make my own way to you?

You're not lame You're my perfect -

If you feel you can, yes, I'm not sure if I'll be able to afford to come ito London to pick you up... Sorry

hehehe

NOno, I meant make my own way to the shared house...I think I can walk there alone, but if Im a bit shakey still then I'll just catch a taxi to the school on your road...

I love you...

No, I'm happy to meet you at the pub for lunch and a pint

I love you too

Ok, cool how much is a return from haywards heath to victoria for an adult?

I adore you, I will always love you and worship you

£14 or there abouts... a tenner or less with your yound persons railcard.

you'll get fed up with me one day....

Ok, thanks

I will not, we arte meant to be and always will be.

that doesnt mean you wont find me terribly annoying....

I very rarely finnd you the least bit annoying! And I'm a very irrritable person.

hehe, ok, well Im sure Jon and Gwen pity you that you're going to be lumbered with me for the rest of your life....Im forever being told by them to "JUST F**K OFF" ...not that I dont do it on purpose 75% of the time........

Bad Suz!!!

But its so much funnnn! just like it was fun to piss off people when I was cold calling "We're looking for a new show house kitchen and interior in your area, would you be interested?" "No thankyou I dont need an interior to my house" "() Ok, thankyou very much"....I felt awful the for a few nights after, but it was fun at the time

A side to you I wasn't aware of...

I generally dont like being annoying or mean, but somtimes its fun to tease...