h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(in a poof of smoke and coughing, Refox appears)

This is a stick up!

Give me all your valuables!

(he then whips somehuge, threatening guns from his pocket, and drops a highly experimental "F Bomb" on the floor. he sets a timer on it, checks that it's running, and proceeds to forget about valuables, hoping to escape from the impeding doom.)

(impending doom)

(as he exits, a piece of papre flutters from his pocket. It says, "This munition was proudly manufactured, sold, and "distributed" by STUMPED")

(DOOOM. The F bomb lets loose a strem of obscenities when a random post employee walks within a meter of it.

Do you want us to publish something of yours?

(there is a dull *WUMPH* as the F-Bomb goes off. The people in the area go flying out just behind the walls as the explosive nature of obscenity pushes the rooof up about 15 feet, where it hovers elegantly for about 10 seconds, until the explosion ends, at which point it slams into the ground w/ a crunch. most Post employees appear to have escaped, but the entrance/foyer/wherever Redfox made it to is a pile of rubble. The occasional curse can be heard from underneth the rubble)